My protagonist wakes in a mortuary of sorts. Immediately Charlie Sheen runs over and gives my character a high five and a cold beer. Not a bad beginning if I say so myself. But then the advice talking kicks in. If my character is to win the game I must become just like Charlie Sheen. Not much on real advice on where to go or what to do, just that I need to be just like him. So I roam around confused for fifteen minutes, all the while with Charlie Sheen mindlessly following my character commenting on how awesome he is. Finally, frustrated and annoyed, I quit the game and decide never to sway from the Forgotten Realms again.
Planescape: Torment with Charlie Sheen as Morte.
Planescape: Torment with Charlie Sheen as Morte.