Your favorite character just got replaced with Charlie Sheen!

[duchaked]

I have heard his name nonstop for the past 2 weeks but still have no idea who he is. Anyone care to tell me?

Well here you go. [http://lmgtfy.com/?q=charlie+sheen]

OT: Serenity is now being captained by Charlie Sheen. Or at least it was, until he turned into a party yacht and crashed it into a small moon. At least he's winning while he's launched unprotected into space (and I'm sure that's not the only place he's launched unprotected into).

this was the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title...Captain Mal Reynolds Charlie Sheen...

doesn't matter if he can draw his gun as fast, I'll let him shoot me then x.X

 

[DanielBrown]

Kratos would have another explanation to what the white powder covering his body is.
You get it? Because Sheen does a lot of drugs. Hah, I'm funny!

 

[TheHecatomb]

"I'm Charlie Sheen and this is my favorite store on the citadel."


Great.

 

[RatRace123]

Hmm, Urdnot Charlie?

I can't even picture how that would work.

 

[mjc0961]

Okay. So instead of Mega Man Zero, I'm playing Mega Man Charlie Sheen...? I don't think I like this game anymore. In fact, it probably doesn't exist. Nobody would want to bring him back to life in Mega Man X2.

I thought of TV shows first though, and the thought of Charlie Sheen as the entire main cast of Burn Notice and the new Gibbs on NCIS makes me want to start cutting myself. :|

EDIT: Ha, I love all the post about Commander Sheen's favorite store on the Citadel. Imagine how embarrassing that must be for the Illusive Man. "He's not my son... I swear. I've never seen that man before in my life. Stop looking at me like that, Miranda."

 

[Creator002]

Spoiler: Beyond Good and Evil spoilers (if you have passed the slaughter house, it's OK).

So, Uncle Pey'j wasn't kidnapped. He's gone to the moon for a winning party.

 

[SteewpidZombie]

(If Charlie Sheen replaced the enemies in Oblivion)



Journal Entry #34

It's just down to myself and the female Khajitt today, the Wood Elf was gone before I could even turn around to see where the screams came from. We've been wandering these caves for days now...I'm loosing hope. By the Fates...why didn't we listen to the warnings...had we only purchased the cocaine to appease the creature within these caves.


Journal Entry #37

I...I saw...the...the bones...my...my god...he's...snorting the powdered bones...we have to escape. We only got lucky enough to stumble upon his den full of strippers...what was that?...I...MY GOD...I...I HEAR HIM!...THE SCREAM!...THE...THE...REPEATED SCREAMS OF "WINNING!"...HE'S GETTING CLOSER!

 

[FalloutJack]

This is already weird, since my New Vegas character looks like David Hasselhoff.

 

[CombiBlood]

So Edward Norton IS Charlie Sheen....mind*^$#

 

[Vrex360]

Charlie Sheen is an awful person, he's egotistical, rude, sexist and apparently quite violent. His attitude regarding women is shameful and his attitude regarding everyone else is just as bad, he is a drug abusing violent bastard who has been nothing but horrible to everyone else for a long time.
It is shameful that we have made a 'meme' out of such a bad person.

Even more shameful that now Halo 2 has been ruined forever because the Arbiter just got hooked on drugs and started threatening women with violence.

 

[Knife-28]

Screw tiger blood, Sheen now has creeper blood.

 

[crazy_egyptian]

So Charlie Freeman huh?...
Shit.
If my calculations are correct, he's gonna spend the entire time winning and trying to get into Alyx's pants...

 

[Azmael Silverlance]

I have heard his name nonstop for the past 2 weeks but still have no idea who he is. Anyone care to tell me?

One of the highest paid TV actors (well, used to be)

Had a tabloid style drug addiction, has some funny interviews, got meme'd, got autotuned, got memed some more.

That's pretty much all you need, you're up to date.

He recently became the coolest junkie on the planet lmao

ANY GAME WOULD BE AN EPIC BI-WINNING FRANCHISE IF CHARLIE SHEEN IS IN IT!!!!
Nuf said

 

[New Troll]

Charlie Sheen is an awful person, he's egotistical, rude, sexist and apparently quite violent.

I am not really a fan of Sheen, but you have just described several of my favorite game characters. Postal Dude anyone?

 

[Twilight_guy]

Link Suddenly seems less heroic and... He just groped Midna! *turns off game in disgust*

 

[AidoruKami]

I guess there's a meaning behind Dick Gumshoe's name...

 

[Infernai]

Charlie Sheen as Solid Snake? 0o Oh god, this can't end well for anyone involved.

"I'm no hero, never was never will be..I'm just an old killer, hired to do some WINNING!"

 

[Romidude]

Artyom from Metro 2033...
I wonder how that will turn out >>