Your favorite Conspiracy Theory

Recommended Videos

EMFCRACKSHOT

Not quite Cthulhu
May 25, 2009
2,973
0
0
I have a theory that vampires actually evolved into gingers. Think about it, sensitivity for sunlight, a thirst for human blood, no soul.
I also have a theory that Stargate is in fact based on real life and that the show is a cover for the actual stargate program.
 

ExtremeKiwi

New member
Nov 10, 2009
4
0
0
There was once this old lady in a mechanized wheelchair, who happened to be one of the scariest people I've ever seen, that wanted to inform everybody else on the damn train through speaking very loudly on her phone (normal enough)that love is the Antichrist and that's why everybody hates Obama so much.
 

Monkfish Acc.

New member
May 7, 2008
4,102
0
0
Hubilub said:
"Paul McCartney is dead."

"What is your proof?"

"HE HAS NO SHOES ON THE ABBY ROAD COVER!"

"I see... Tell me, do you take of your shoes when inside?"

"... Yes"

"ZOMBIE!!!"
Oh man, I love the Paul Is Dead theory.
I have a friend that actually believes it.
I am not sure whether to laugh or cry.
 

Treblaine

New member
Jul 25, 2008
8,682
0
0
I'm sorry I don't think anybody can top this very special conspiracy theory, just for how BOLD FACED this guy can deny some of the MOST EXTRAORDINARY and poignant evidence.

And it is, that, nuclear weapons are a hoax:


That's right ladies and gentlemen, this guy is actually claiming that Nuclear Bombs Have Never Existed!!! America never had them, Russia never had them, no one has them or has ever had them. So apparently all these nuclear arms negotiations have been a farce, that the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were somehow just conventional carpet bombing.

But don't worry, I'm pretty certain this is a DEEPLY cutting satire (or at least for his sake I hope it is) and it exactly copies the style of 9/11 deniers only to far more obviously illogical conclusions.

He apparently made another video which brought obama-phobia into it (Parody?) though I can't find it.
 

Azraellod

New member
Dec 23, 2008
4,375
0
0
Oh, wow, I love conspiracy theories. They always fascinate me, irrellevant of how unbelievable they are.

I tend not to remember them in great detail however, and only two occur to me right now. One of which I never really learned a great deal about, but the basic idea is that the royal family are secretly a group of shape-shifting alien reptiles who rule the planet without anyone else noticing. This somehow involved Princess Diana's death, although I forget how.

My favorite though is the Phantom Time Hypothesis. This one just amazed me. Basically, the idea behind it is that Catholic Church adjusted the calendar at some point while they were in power, and created something like 300 years of artificial history, so right now we should be in the 1700's rather then the 2000's.
 

Slaanax

New member
Oct 28, 2009
1,532
0
0
My favorite is the alien influence on ancient man, specially anything that is bible related. That and that reason why dogs noses are wet because they used their nose to plug up a hole in the Ark lawl.
 

Quaxar

New member
Sep 21, 2009
3,949
0
0
Yosato said:
I heard a strange one before that the Queen and all the British royal family are actually a pack of alien-lizardlike creatures donning human skin. Not sure what the justification was I just remembering it making me laugh
That does sound somewhat similar to a certain episode of Dr. Who...

OT: I'll go with the US plot to create an earthquake in Haiti to send troops there. Because Haiti is like the strategically best point to have troops evar!
 

automatron

New member
Apr 21, 2010
367
0
0
FargoDog said:
Commander Nines said:
FargoDog said:
I have my own, which involves that the Earth does not have a core and that all the world leaders and scientists are simply trying to cover up the fact that instead, there is a massive hamster wheel, which is kept turning by Godzilla.

No, this theory does not explain volcanic activity but.. Shu'p.
Godzilla breathes fire every once in awhile, and that makes lava! And earthquakes happen when he isnt fed enough and throws a tantrum.
You my friend, are a genius! Now that the pieces of the puzzle have been formed, the people of The Escapist know the truth.
This is now my favourite
 

Joshroom

New member
Oct 27, 2009
403
0
0
I've always liked the classic Roswell conspiracy theorys. Theres so much material arguing either for or against all of the theorys it makes for some compelling reading.
 

Benarikun

New member
Dec 3, 2008
71
0
0
The Philadelphia Experiment, with the invisible, teleporting, time travelling vessel that welded people to the deck plates.
 

Tireseas_v1legacy

Plop plop plop
Sep 28, 2009
2,419
0
0
My personal favorate: the omnipotent CIA.

Seriously, the emotional power of "CIA" is based primarily on the numerous "legends" of the CIA's capabilities, as if they are staffed solely by Jason Bornes who could erase your entire existance should you walk into the wrong parking lot at the wrong time. In reality, they screw up the entire time (Iraq WMDs, Bay of Pigs, etc.) and, more often than not, no one finds out outside of the House and Senate Intel Committees (and a NYTimes reporter).

Same thing with the NSA. Literally, their entire job is just to listen to phonecalls. No Sam Fisher assasinations. No Delta Force operations. Just a lot of people listening to phonecalls hoping that this call will not be tonight's grocery list.
 

lasherman

New member
Mar 11, 2009
621
0
0
Quaxar said:
Yosato said:
I heard a strange one before that the Queen and all the British royal family are actually a pack of alien-lizardlike creatures donning human skin. Not sure what the justification was I just remembering it making me laugh
That does sound somewhat similar to a certain episode of Dr. Who...

OT: I'll go with the US plot to create an earthquake in Haiti to send troops there. Because Haiti is like the strategically best point to have troops evar!
Well, the lizard thing is pretty much the plot of the sci-fi series "V", anyway.

OT: Just go to http://www.truthism.com/. Every word on that site sent searing hot stupid through my skull. I especially loved the part that goes something along the line of "women are just distractions sent to mankind by aliens in an effort to distract us from progress."

I can just imagine the train of thought that led to that realization: "Of course! It makes so much sense now! The reason Susie didn't go to prom with me wasn't because she thought I was creepy, it was because she was an evil pawn in some insidious alien's master plan!"
 

Feste the Jester

New member
Jul 10, 2009
649
0
0
I heard one that the Boy Scouts are a backup army. If my troop becomes the last line of defense then were all dead.
 

F-I-D-O

I miss my avatar
Feb 18, 2010
1,095
0
0
That there is a giant robot living under the National Mall that the Secret Service will use if Japan tries to attack with Godzilla. The Washington Monument is just an access tunnel down to the controls. They got the technology from an alien ship at Area 51, and used people's Social Security money to pay for the full construction. Oh, and each president is briefed about it and then mind-wiped when he leaves office.

I overheard this walking down the street, and it is my favorite.

I also like the Hitler living in the center of the Earth instead of being dead or that all of us living inside of the Earth (the moon and Sun also fit in there somehow).
 

the_maestro_sartori

New member
Nov 8, 2009
246
0
0
Benarikun said:
The Philadelphia Experiment, with the invisible, teleporting, time travelling vessel that welded people to the deck plates.
Without a doubt this is my favourite, and the only one I've read into with a great deal of "well.. mebbe.."
 

Therumancer

Citation Needed
Nov 28, 2007
9,909
0
0
A lot of conspiricy theories are based on some basic grain of truth, which is why they can be somewhat believable.

My general attitude is that most Conspiricy Theories are false, because they make no plausible sense. There has to be some motivation for keeping things secret. What's more, the larger and longer lasting a conspiricy theory has to be in order to work, the less likely it is.

Things like "The Earth Is Hollow" or "The Earth Is Actually Flat", make no serious sense because there really isn't any plausible reason to cover something like that up, no matter what might have been discovered as a result of it.

The same generally applies to cover ups of Alien Crashes/Landings, or the goverments knowing when the world is going to end. In the case of the latter, the goverments *DID* know when the world was going to end, it was called the "Y2K Virus" however instead of covering it up, the entire problem was averted by informing the population which lead to solutions being developed and the entire mess never happening.

When it comes to things like "The Boy Scouts are a paramilitary force" there is apparently some truth to that. As I understand things decades ago the idea was that if the US was ever invaded, especially if the troops were overseas, children who were scouts would be the first to be drafted as part of the backbone of civilian resistance. The logic being that scouts were being taught things about living off the land, and gaining familiarity with the US's wilderness areas. If we ever had to do the "Fortress America" thing and stop invasions from the coasts, we'd have a lot of people hiding in the woods and mountains acting as an insurgency trying to prevent troops from entering the center of the country. Boy scouts could be trained to shoot and such, and would already have the knowlege needed to operate and lead people in those areas. This is supposedly why there was so much federal funding at various times for various Scouting programs, as well as allegedly the goverment stocking shelters
and survival bunkers in and around scouting camps.

Simply put an emergency plan, for an unlikely set of circumstances. Nobody was ever seriously saying "oh yeah, the Boy Scouts are uber-warriors, we're going to send them into combat". Merely that they had a skill set that could be useful in an extreme situation, and plans were being made to "tap" it if the need arose.

At least that's how *I* heard it, and as I heard it, it was never a big secret or conspiricy or anything. It's just something that nobody bothered to talk about much publically because it could be bad PR, or convince people that the goverment thought an invasion was likely (which they didn't).

Of course scouting has changed over the years, and the places I heard the above from, have said that this is no longer the case. The goverment still funds scouting to some extent, but apparently it's no longer involved as much as it once was either.

To put things for retro-active perspective for the guy saying the war would be over if his troop was involved, i'll agree that it would have been a desperate situation (by definition), but chances are he still goes to camp, hikes in the local woods, and knows the local caves and such. That's more than someone who isn't even from the country knows. Something that seemingly trivial could be a REALLY big deal in situations like that