Your favorite Conspiracy Theory
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Wow. That was so stupid, yet I couldn't stop reading it.Fenreil said:
OT: I don't really know any conspiracy theories very well. I guess I'm just not interested in what the crazies think.
The JFK assassination theory, specifically that Lee Harvey Oswald was framed or set up and that the real killer was on the Grassy Knoll. Because there's a mountainload of forensic evidence against it and one movie in favour of the theory, everyone with no clue believes that a conspiracy killed JFK. As someone with extensive knowledge of the assassination, I find it entertainingly easy to outargue these people.
The moon landing was faked, the bullet that killed JFK can defy the law of physics, the MGS patriots.
My flatmate brought home a conspiracy magazine the other day, being told it was hilarious. So I started readiong. There was this section that went on about an alien mining base called Luna on the moon, and NASA had known about it for centuries (CENTURIES!?). But the way it described itself, it felt like it was something I wrote when I was twelve.
And a picture of the back was of a wicked waterfall, with those little ball things that show up when small drops of water get on the lense. Underneath the picture, "Orbs at >insert waterfall name here<". I was so depressed.
And a picture of the back was of a wicked waterfall, with those little ball things that show up when small drops of water get on the lense. Underneath the picture, "Orbs at >insert waterfall name here<". I was so depressed.
That we are a result of some aliens messing with ape DNA in order to use us as a slave race. And that the pyramids are ancient power plants. And the most absurd of all: Jesus was really Cesarion, Cesar's and Cleopatra's son, who after visiting Tibet came up with the plan to invent a religion for the Jews to rule the world forever. Apparently Mary Magdalene and Thomas were his siblings, and the statue of liberty is modeled after a pregnant Mary Magdalene. Scandinavians are in fact the lost Judaic tribe Dan and their descendants are the royal family which has tremendous power over the world. Their base of operation is London along with the Vatican and Washington DC which are secret independent nations. That's some really underground stuff I'm telling ya 
That the Twin Towers attack was caused by the simulaneous detonation of several hundred tons of termite and/or a plane shaped missile. Disrespectful to the entire police force involved as well as the firefighters (particularly those whose collegues died as a result), and the majority of the US goverment. Since they would all have to be in on it.
Not to mention how utterly absurd it is to say crap about the building falling faster than free fall (it clearly doesnt plus they tend to give falsified estimates that are FASTER than free fall).
Not to mention how utterly absurd it is to say crap about the building falling faster than free fall (it clearly doesnt plus they tend to give falsified estimates that are FASTER than free fall).