Your favorite expletive.

[Jamienra]

Bullshit because it rolls off the tounge with a hard ending and is funny in most sitationd.
Its also my favourite card game (Also known as cheat)

 

[j1-2themax]

Goddamn(it). Just about summarizes any idiocy one can come up with.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Holy shitting dick nipples.

 

[Nazulu]

Fucks the best, learned it here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scQbVUmLMow

Just for laughs - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClCmO42_tQ0&feature=PlayList&p=1B27ACF4A76C24E9&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=17

 

[ribonuge]

Fucking **** wanking shit

 

[reg42]

Fuck!
Jesus Christ on a stick! (not trying to offend)
**** wanker!

Most of these are screamed in rage at my PC, actually.

 

[Snork Maiden]

Generally if you slap **** in front of a word (cuntchips, brollycunt) it works quite well.

 

[Layz92]

Wanker is one I use alot. Also bugger. Fuck in some derivation quite often precedes these as well if I'm pissed off so I have to mention it.

 

[Macgyvercas]

This is one I got from a MacGyver episode.

"Son of a diseased camel!"

 

[GreyWolf257]

I'm quite partial to "Fucking cock-juggling thunder ****" at the moment, but I think I will soon move on.

 

[electric_warrior]

Fucking cuntbag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or some variation of that

 

[Tiny116]

Bollocks is a nicely rounded word. Encompasses all things without being directly insulting to people. AKA you stub your toe
If I want to insult them that I call them a fucking bastard, it's a rather good way of gaining their attention XD. AKA they made a joke about your mum.

 

[BaerXIII]

Fuck is always my favourite go to cause you can always add so much shit to it. It doesn't have to make much sense but if it has fuck in it it still has that point to it.

 

[Torrencore]

The ones that get deleted...

 

[JanatUrlich]

'Fuck' is a good all rounder, but '****' tends to piss people off more, especially women.

 

[saintchristopher]

You guys are over-stylizing. You are combining so many words that your creation actually becomes cumbersome to vocalize, crippling its visceral, auditory punch.

Be original, yet keep it simple. Use phonetics to your advantage; pair similar vowel sounds, and make sure your word starts and ends with hard consonants. These tricks can make your word that much more pleasing to the ear.

And now, after much deliberation, I submit for your approval:

Thundercunt.

 

[dasUnbekannte]

My brother started saying "FACK" with the a being ilke the a in "apple".

Said in a very nasal voice, it is my favorite "might as well be a curse" curse.

 

[dragonslayer32]

twat

 

[Mighty Lighty]

FOR YOUNGER READERS I ADVISE NOT READING THIS:

I barely use it as I feel it is incredibly rude and insulting: Fucking Cum Dumpster, claiming someone is an empty shallow whore with no purpose than to be a container of other peoples bodily fluids. Other than that I try to be orrigional, but bollocks or bleedin' hell is a good one of mine.

*Monocle drops into fancy cocktail*

On subject I tend to use "piss" when I suddenly realise something bad