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"I like your style, Fry. You remind me of a young me, not much younger mind you... perhaps even a couple years older."-zap brannigan
Sir-
Not now Kif!
But sir it's an emergency!
Come back when it's a catastrophe.
Zap is a brilliant character. Also that thing about the kill bots several people have done already.
Not now Kif!
But sir it's an emergency!
Come back when it's a catastrophe.
Zap is a brilliant character. Also that thing about the kill bots several people have done already.
These quotes and/or series of exchanges from "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid"
Linda: Some bad things happened today. Here's one of them! A train crashed in New Jersey, but nobody will be late for work because the Governor Lady said "I'm sending in more trains!" *another train slams into the wreck and people scramble to board it*
Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.
Linda: It's a 'T'. It goes 'tuh'.
Morbo: Hello, little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Fry (watching TV): Man even the News Monster is acting weird today. So what are we doing today?
Prof. Farnsworth: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery!
Amy: No, let's buy Internet stock!
Zoidberg: On margin! Zoibie want buy on margin!
Hermes: (holding a board up to his face) Look at me! I'm invisible!
Fry: Wait a minute, I see what's going on here, you've all become idiots!
Bender: Let's all join the Reform Party!
All (except Fry): YAYYYYY!!!
***
Fry: Ok it's time to whip you idiots back into shape, so I'm going to start by teaching you American History. (holds up the disembodied head of George Washington). Our first president was George Washington. Now then, can anybody tell me who our first president was?
(blank stares, awkward silence)
Fry: Come on...who was our first president...? (shakes the jar containing Washington's head a bit for emphasis)
Bender: A pickle jar?
George Washington: Thomas Jefferson?
***
Leela: Fry! Brain make people dumb!
Fry: No, Leela, brain make people smart.
(Leela forces Fry to turn around and sees the two floating brains outside the window)
Fry: AEEEENNNGHHH! (and yes, this is how i think you spell something that sounds like a half-gasp half-scream)
***
Big Brain: Foolish human race! Organizing your knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands!
***
Fry: Thinking hurts it! Quick, Leela, give me a topic!
Leela: duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fry: Seriously help me out here I have nothing!
***
Fry: need to find something to read...Hardy Boys...too difficult, Nancy Drew...too easy...ah here we go! The Bonfire of the Vanities!
***
Big Brain: Tom Sawyer you tricked me, this is not as much fun as I was initially led to believe. May this nutty piece of Americana be your tomb!
Tom Sawyer: Please, no!
***
(and yes, I know this was done before but it bears repeating)
Fry: There now he's trapped in a book I wrote, full of plot holes and bad spelling!
Big Brain: The Big Brain am winning again! Bwa-hah-hah-hah! I am the GREETEST! Now I am leaving Earth, for no RAISIN!
***
and also the entirety of the video-game based mini episode from Anthology of Interest II.
Linda: Some bad things happened today. Here's one of them! A train crashed in New Jersey, but nobody will be late for work because the Governor Lady said "I'm sending in more trains!" *another train slams into the wreck and people scramble to board it*
Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.
Linda: It's a 'T'. It goes 'tuh'.
Morbo: Hello, little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Fry (watching TV): Man even the News Monster is acting weird today. So what are we doing today?
Prof. Farnsworth: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery!
Amy: No, let's buy Internet stock!
Zoidberg: On margin! Zoibie want buy on margin!
Hermes: (holding a board up to his face) Look at me! I'm invisible!
Fry: Wait a minute, I see what's going on here, you've all become idiots!
Bender: Let's all join the Reform Party!
All (except Fry): YAYYYYY!!!
***
Fry: Ok it's time to whip you idiots back into shape, so I'm going to start by teaching you American History. (holds up the disembodied head of George Washington). Our first president was George Washington. Now then, can anybody tell me who our first president was?
(blank stares, awkward silence)
Fry: Come on...who was our first president...? (shakes the jar containing Washington's head a bit for emphasis)
Bender: A pickle jar?
George Washington: Thomas Jefferson?
***
Leela: Fry! Brain make people dumb!
Fry: No, Leela, brain make people smart.
(Leela forces Fry to turn around and sees the two floating brains outside the window)
Fry: AEEEENNNGHHH! (and yes, this is how i think you spell something that sounds like a half-gasp half-scream)
***
Big Brain: Foolish human race! Organizing your knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands!
***
Fry: Thinking hurts it! Quick, Leela, give me a topic!
Leela: duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fry: Seriously help me out here I have nothing!
***
Fry: need to find something to read...Hardy Boys...too difficult, Nancy Drew...too easy...ah here we go! The Bonfire of the Vanities!
***
Big Brain: Tom Sawyer you tricked me, this is not as much fun as I was initially led to believe. May this nutty piece of Americana be your tomb!
Tom Sawyer: Please, no!
***
(and yes, I know this was done before but it bears repeating)
Fry: There now he's trapped in a book I wrote, full of plot holes and bad spelling!
Big Brain: The Big Brain am winning again! Bwa-hah-hah-hah! I am the GREETEST! Now I am leaving Earth, for no RAISIN!
***
and also the entirety of the video-game based mini episode from Anthology of Interest II.
Zap on attacking the alien mothership
"We hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"
Also from Zap
"Mister and Missus Wong, you give me far too little credit"
"We hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"
Also from Zap
"Mister and Missus Wong, you give me far too little credit"
anything zap brannigan sais is pure gold
stop exploding you cowards!
The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents'. Have sex with them and you're in
...but paper covers rock and rock crushes scissors... kif, we have a conundrum. get me some paper, a rock and some scissors
I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure...
i'm the man with no name .. zap brannigan at your service
Kif: Sir, remember your course correction?
Zapp: No.
Kif: Well it's proving somewhat more suicidal than we'd initially hoped.
Zapp: Kif old friend I don't know which disgusts me more. Your cowardice or your stupidity! We'll simply set a new course for that empty region over there. Near that black-ish hole-ish thing
**walks into kiffs room, kiff's crying over a breakup** Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I ll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you re crying like a woman
stop exploding you cowards!
The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents'. Have sex with them and you're in
...but paper covers rock and rock crushes scissors... kif, we have a conundrum. get me some paper, a rock and some scissors
I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure...
i'm the man with no name .. zap brannigan at your service
Kif: Sir, remember your course correction?
Zapp: No.
Kif: Well it's proving somewhat more suicidal than we'd initially hoped.
Zapp: Kif old friend I don't know which disgusts me more. Your cowardice or your stupidity! We'll simply set a new course for that empty region over there. Near that black-ish hole-ish thing
**walks into kiffs room, kiff's crying over a breakup** Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I ll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you re crying like a woman
"It only translates into some ancient forgotten language. ....Hello?"
"Bonjour."
"Crazy gibberish!"
"Bonjour."
"Crazy gibberish!"