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"Your lines lack subtly! You can't make characters say what they feel! That makes me feel angry!" Robot Satan
"I'm literally angry with rage!" Fry
"I'm literally angry with rage!" Fry
Anything by Zapp Brannigan. He's up there with Randy Marsh in the top 5 greatest comedy characters of all time, pure gold.
The Womanizer:
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Zapp: You'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy........pow!
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Leela: I ought to teach you a lesson Brannigan
Zap: If it's a lesson in love you better watch out; I have a very sexy learning disability....what do i call it kif?
Kif: Uggghhhhhh........Sexlexia.
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Zapp: You're about to find out while they call me the velour fog.
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Zapp: She tastes just like coca cola.....C O L A....cola.
Heckler: You sicken me!
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Giant amazon woman punches Zap for talking back.
Zapp: OOOOOOooooo, can you do that a little harder?
Amazon smashes his pelvis into the wall
Zapp: TOO HARD!
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The master strategist:
Zapp: You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.
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A skill kept sharp by a discerning knowledge of smack talk and intellectual strategic games:
The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bull's eye - the rest of the dominos fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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And of course, pilot extraordinaire:
Zapp: You win again gravity!
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Fry: Oh my god! Bender! What was it like being buried underground for over a thousand years?
Bender: I was just starting to enjoy it till you guys showed up.
The Womanizer:
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Zapp: You'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy........pow!
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Leela: I ought to teach you a lesson Brannigan
Zap: If it's a lesson in love you better watch out; I have a very sexy learning disability....what do i call it kif?
Kif: Uggghhhhhh........Sexlexia.
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Zapp: You're about to find out while they call me the velour fog.
-
Zapp: She tastes just like coca cola.....C O L A....cola.
Heckler: You sicken me!
-
Giant amazon woman punches Zap for talking back.
Zapp: OOOOOOooooo, can you do that a little harder?
Amazon smashes his pelvis into the wall
Zapp: TOO HARD!
-
The master strategist:
Zapp: You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.
-
A skill kept sharp by a discerning knowledge of smack talk and intellectual strategic games:
The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bull's eye - the rest of the dominos fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
-
And of course, pilot extraordinaire:
Zapp: You win again gravity!
-
Fry: Oh my god! Bender! What was it like being buried underground for over a thousand years?
Bender: I was just starting to enjoy it till you guys showed up.
Leela - "Fry, I'm going to remind you of your humanity the only way a woman can."
Prof. - "Your going to do his laundry!??" *SMACK via Amy*
Zapp - "Rock crushes scissors...but...scissors cuts paper...and paper covers rock..! Kif! we have a conundrum.
Kif - "Ungh..."
Zapp - "Search them for paper, and bring me a rock."
Superstitious Robot - "I choose to believe what I was programed to believe!"
(same robot) - "Are you humans, with your scientific mumbo jumbo, any closer to understanding how a robot walks or talks?"
Prof. - "YES!"
Hermes - "Of course! It was so obvious!"
Prof. - "Yes, that random sequence of words made perfect sense."
Zapp - "The only thing left to do is for the Caption to go down with the ship."
Kif - "My! That's incredibly noble of you sir."
Zapp - "NO! It's incredibly noble of YOU Kif. Congratulations, you are hereby promoted to caption!"
Kif - "Ungh..."
"I'm afraid he's gone..." - Zoidberg
"whoa doc, I ain't dead." - Soldier
"Excuse me, I'm the doctor here." - Zoidberg
"Don't be so hard on yourself fry...you may have lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg...YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!!!!!"
Prof. - "Your going to do his laundry!??" *SMACK via Amy*
Zapp - "Rock crushes scissors...but...scissors cuts paper...and paper covers rock..! Kif! we have a conundrum.
Kif - "Ungh..."
Zapp - "Search them for paper, and bring me a rock."
Superstitious Robot - "I choose to believe what I was programed to believe!"
(same robot) - "Are you humans, with your scientific mumbo jumbo, any closer to understanding how a robot walks or talks?"
Prof. - "YES!"
Hermes - "Of course! It was so obvious!"
Prof. - "Yes, that random sequence of words made perfect sense."
Zapp - "The only thing left to do is for the Caption to go down with the ship."
Kif - "My! That's incredibly noble of you sir."
Zapp - "NO! It's incredibly noble of YOU Kif. Congratulations, you are hereby promoted to caption!"
Kif - "Ungh..."
"I'm afraid he's gone..." - Zoidberg
"whoa doc, I ain't dead." - Soldier
"Excuse me, I'm the doctor here." - Zoidberg
"Don't be so hard on yourself fry...you may have lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg...YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!!!!!"
Leela: "Look! It's Olympus Mons, the highest volcano in the Galaxy!"
Fry: "Where?"
Leela:"Right in front of you."
Fry: "Oh...OOOOH."
Classic.
Fry: "Where?"
Leela:"Right in front of you."
Fry: "Oh...OOOOH."
Classic.
Zapp Brannigan: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
Fry: You mean while I'm sleeping in it?
Zapp Brannigan: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.
Ah absolutely gold!
Fry: You mean while I'm sleeping in it?
Zapp Brannigan: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.
Ah absolutely gold!
From episode where Prof. makes his clone and has 150th birthday)
Professor: "Goodbye cruel world! Goodbye cruel lamp! Goodbye cruel velvet drapes lined with what would appear to be some kind of cruel muslin, with the cute little pom-pom curtain pulls, cruel though they may be..."
From episode where Leela has surgery to have two eyes and goes out with Mr. Average:
Zoidberg: "And while you're under the knife, you could also get an ink pouch to help you escape your enemies."
Professor: "That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, you imbecile."
Zoidberg: (SQUIRT) "Woopwoopwoopwoop!"
Best show ever. All Glory to the Hypnotoad!
Professor: "Goodbye cruel world! Goodbye cruel lamp! Goodbye cruel velvet drapes lined with what would appear to be some kind of cruel muslin, with the cute little pom-pom curtain pulls, cruel though they may be..."
From episode where Leela has surgery to have two eyes and goes out with Mr. Average:
Zoidberg: "And while you're under the knife, you could also get an ink pouch to help you escape your enemies."
Professor: "That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, you imbecile."
Zoidberg: (SQUIRT) "Woopwoopwoopwoop!"
Best show ever. All Glory to the Hypnotoad!
This is easily my favorite line from the whole television show. However the movie The Beast with a Billion Backs has one I like even better.Doc Theta Sigma said:
"In return I want your first born son." - Robot Devil to bender(not the exact wording)
*short scene of bender going to a suburb*
"Daddy I knew you would come back!" - Benders kid
*Bender takes his son back to the robot devil and immediately kicks him threw a window and into a vat of lava*
"That was cold even by my standards." - Robot Devil
"No takesie backsies." - Bender
I don't know if any one said it, but the episode where Bender Becomes Santa Clause and the crew of the Planet Express shipp all come in as robots and Dr Zoidberg comes in and says
"And i'm his friend jesus"
2nd favorite quote
"None of you are Santa Clause, your not even robots. How dare you lie infront of JEsus."
"And i'm his friend jesus"
2nd favorite quote
"None of you are Santa Clause, your not even robots. How dare you lie infront of JEsus."
OH WAIT.
I just remembered the DOOP episode
"And if i die, Tell my wife, hello"
or
Damn neutrals you can never tell where they stand
I just remembered the DOOP episode
"And if i die, Tell my wife, hello"
or
Damn neutrals you can never tell where they stand