Your favorite futurama quote

[Admiral Stukov]

"Holy Zombie Jesus!"
and
"Good news everyone, I thought the toaster to feel love!"

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Fry: "I am literally angry with rage!"

 

[PirateKing]

Fry: "Why would you hold up the same place twice?"
Roberto: "Aw, red. The first time was just to case the joint and rob it a little."

 

[AmazonianBeauty]

OH....it was armed guards....lol....shows how long since i last watched them lol

 

[Godhead]

When I grow up I wanna be a Steam Shovel.

 

[BLS]

Fry: Bender, where's the bathroom?
Bender: What room?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: Bath what?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: What what?

Zoidberg: Hey, it's me Zoidberg, the Lovable tramp.
Hermes: You're doing Parties now?
Zoidberg: There's a party?

Leela: She's the exact same as me, so I know all her moves. Therefore I have the advantage.

 

[Socken]

Black Jack and hookers.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love.... hard and fast.

 

[Sprinkles McDouche]

Mine Is "Oh yah well ill create a better (something) with blackjack and hookers.

 

[BladesofReason]

Zapp Branigan: "Miniature golf is a game played between two skilled opponents...Or more if you have the appropriate ball colors! I choose pink."
Kif Kroaker: *sighs* "That's their color sir..."
Zapp: "The hell it is!"

Professor: "Good news! It's a suppository!"

 

[Megatheist]

"This is Awkward, Fry introducing his new Girl-Friend to chesty McNag Nag."
"Bender is Great! OH! Bender is Great! BENDER BENDER BENDER!"
"I love Stealing! I love takin things!"

"You still have ZOIDBERG! YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!"

 

[BrownGaijin]

Bender: Well I'm sick of this room, and everyone in it!

 

[Cavouku]

Professor; "I should fire the three of you right now! But I'm just not that cold hearted."
*whispers to Hermes*
Hermes; "You're all fired."

I don't know if that's my favouriite, but it's always the first thing I think of when I think Futurama ^ ^

 

[Doc Theta Sigma]

[Dr. Zoidberg's underwater home has burned down]
Dr. Zoidberg: My home! It burned down! How did this happened?
Hermes Conrad: That's a very good question.
Bender: [picking a lit cigar from the ashes] So that's where my cigar was.
Hermes Conrad: That just raises further questions!

Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

Professor Farnsworth: 53 years old!? Aww... Now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultra porn

 

[gumbercules_72]

Mayor/Executioner - " My god the real Santa. Get him Jesus!"
Zoidberg dressed as Jesus - " I help those who help themselves."

 

[The Austin]

*sob* "He make good snoo-snoo!" *sob*

(Camera goes to 3 women sitteng in behind bench)

"Eh."

OR

"Removing the brain wasnt the hard part. The hard part was removing the brain! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

 

[MrBrightside919]

I like when Bender and Fry steal the Z Ray and bender shines it on Fry and he goes "Ow, my sperm!"