"You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless! You've got to hope even more, and cover your ears and go 'Blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah!' " - Fry
Your favorite futurama quote
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"This gum is terrible, it's all bones"
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"The elders tell of a young ball much like you. He bounced three metres in the air. Then he bounced 1.8 meters in the air. Then he bounced four meters in the air. Do I make myself clear?"
"Enough of this crap! I'm catching the next pimpmobile outta here! But before I go I have one thing to say. Bite my shiny metal --"
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"The elders tell of a young ball much like you. He bounced three metres in the air. Then he bounced 1.8 meters in the air. Then he bounced four meters in the air. Do I make myself clear?"
"Enough of this crap! I'm catching the next pimpmobile outta here! But before I go I have one thing to say. Bite my shiny metal --"
"The Big Brain am winning again. I am the Greetest."
"Now I am leaving earth for no RAISIN!"
(Reason was probably spelled by Fry as Raeson. "RAE" can sound like "ray". But the result is he sounds like he is saying raisin. Which makes it hilarious.)
I also like from that same episode
"Ooh, Tom Sawyer, you tricked me. This isn't nearly as fun as you previously indicated."
"I'm a GIGANTIC BRAIN!"
"The Whale, he be white now."
Leela: Brain, Brain make people dumb.
Fry: No Leela, brain make people smart. pffft.
"Now I am leaving earth for no RAISIN!"
(Reason was probably spelled by Fry as Raeson. "RAE" can sound like "ray". But the result is he sounds like he is saying raisin. Which makes it hilarious.)
I also like from that same episode
"Ooh, Tom Sawyer, you tricked me. This isn't nearly as fun as you previously indicated."
"I'm a GIGANTIC BRAIN!"
"The Whale, he be white now."
Leela: Brain, Brain make people dumb.
Fry: No Leela, brain make people smart. pffft.
"Bang zoom, right to the moon"
"He wasn't a visionary. That was just a metaphor he used to beat his wife."
or
Fry: "What killed off the dinosaurs?"
Giant Brain: "MEEEE!!"
"He wasn't a visionary. That was just a metaphor he used to beat his wife."
or
Fry: "What killed off the dinosaurs?"
Giant Brain: "MEEEE!!"
Zoidbergs "hooray im useful, i'm having a wonderful time!" I may have butchered that quote but its close enough 
FRY: So that's my story, Father Changstein El Gamao. Is there anything religion can do to help me find my friend?
FATHER: Well, we can join together in prayer...
FRY: Uh huh...but is there anything useful we can do?
FATHER: No
FATHER: Well, we can join together in prayer...
FRY: Uh huh...but is there anything useful we can do?
FATHER: No
"ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!" Hypnotoad is made of win
"...those windmills will keep them cool!"
"WINDMILLS DO NO WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!"
"Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you!"
I love Morbo
"I apologize for nothing!"
"CHANGE PLACES"
"Surely you mean 'love'"
"No, wuv, with an Earth W"
"THIS CONCEPT OF WUV CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US"
Me and a buddy of mine occasionally shout "Gothca!" at each other after being inferred something.
Morbo, Pazuzu (despite doing very little), and the Robot Devil (best series finale EVER) were my favorites
...I'm done now.
"...those windmills will keep them cool!"
"WINDMILLS DO NO WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!"
"Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you!"
I love Morbo
"I apologize for nothing!"
"CHANGE PLACES"
"Surely you mean 'love'"
"No, wuv, with an Earth W"
"THIS CONCEPT OF WUV CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US"
Me and a buddy of mine occasionally shout "Gothca!" at each other after being inferred something.
Morbo, Pazuzu (despite doing very little), and the Robot Devil (best series finale EVER) were my favorites
...I'm done now.
"Everyone's always concerned about saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, OOOH suddenly you've gone too far."
Brannigan: "She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro"
and "You win again, Gravity!"
Morbo: "Kittens give morbo gas"
-Morbo: "Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. Forget how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat"
-Newslady: "That's a 't.' It goes 'ta'"
-Morbo: "Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
and "You win again, Gravity!"
Morbo: "Kittens give morbo gas"
-Morbo: "Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. Forget how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat"
-Newslady: "That's a 't.' It goes 'ta'"
-Morbo: "Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
Two come to mind.
Bender: Oh, but you can! But I'm afraid you're going to have to make a metaphorical deal with the devil. And by devil, I mean robot devil and by metaphorically I mean get your coat...
Farnsworth: This was what Wornstrum was trying to warn me about. I've been a fool. Hermes, call him up so I can appolgize
Hermes: *does so
Wornstrum: Augdum Wornstrum speaking.
Farnsworth: Tell him I'm not here!
Scratch that, there was a third. The time when he invoked "the all powerful Atheismo". That made me laugh...
Bender: Oh, but you can! But I'm afraid you're going to have to make a metaphorical deal with the devil. And by devil, I mean robot devil and by metaphorically I mean get your coat...
Farnsworth: This was what Wornstrum was trying to warn me about. I've been a fool. Hermes, call him up so I can appolgize
Hermes: *does so
Wornstrum: Augdum Wornstrum speaking.
Farnsworth: Tell him I'm not here!
Scratch that, there was a third. The time when he invoked "the all powerful Atheismo". That made me laugh...
Scruffy... the janitor
I am Lur of the planet Nintendu 64, tremble in fear of our 3 different kinds of ships!
I am Lur of the planet Nintendu 64, tremble in fear of our 3 different kinds of ships!
"I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."
"I'll be whatever I want to do!"
"Thank you all for coming. I don't recognize any of you, nor can I recall why I am here. Now, without further ado, a film highlighting Planet Express Inc's latest fiscal year!"
"I'll be whatever I want to do!"
"Thank you all for coming. I don't recognize any of you, nor can I recall why I am here. Now, without further ado, a film highlighting Planet Express Inc's latest fiscal year!"
