Your favorite futurama quote

[socialtangent]

I don't remember the quote word for word, but it's from the episode Spanish Fry.

Lrrr: "...I respect living things, big and small" (referring to Fry's "lower horn")

Bender: "And in this case small! Whooooo!"

 

[Torque669]

"Yes yes hurry it up"

"Do you Leela copy and paste his response?"

 

[The_Shinigamer]

"I had Snoo Snoo." Used it last night and my girlfriend's head nearly exploded.

Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Fry: Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Bender: Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.
Leela: OK, if everyone's finished being stupid?
Fry: I had more, but you go ahead.

Amy: Leela's gonna kill me.
Bender: No, she'll probably make me do it.

Bender: Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

"Slurm! It's Highly Addicting!"

Dr. Zoidberg: Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg fixes the bottle... then perhaps gifts!

I'll stop now.

 

[dennyaaa]

"She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro"

 

[Togala]

Zoidberg: "Help! Friends! A guinea pig tricked me!

 

[Yoruichi_]

Amy - "what happened to your brainslug fry?"

Farnsworth - "poor thing... starved to death..."

 

[Akai Shizuku]

"Hey, little lady. Wanna kill all humans?"
-Bender

 

[PyroZombie]

Hermes: I'm gonna jump!
Bender: DO A FLIP

 

[Antlers]

"Leela save me! And yourself I guess. And my banjo. And Fry." ~ Bender

 

[GuerrillaClock]

The scene where the crew goes to an alternate hippie dimension, and the Professor tells his hippie self to get a job. Classic.

 

[9NineBreaker9]

"This is the stupidest of all Earth television. Why does Ross, the largest of the Friends, simply not eat the smaller ones?"
"Perhaps they are saving it for sweeps week."

Orrr...

"Don't you get it, Fry!? You're your own grandfather!"
"...AHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHH!"
"What was that, Dearie? I'm a little hard of hearing..."
"AHHHHHHH!"

 

[ultimateownage]

Bender

Is the Space Pope Reptilian!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_8-_lXUlfE[/youtube]
And this

Spoiler: I doubt this is real but it looks cool

[img=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/elevent/bender-tatoo.jpg]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/elevent/bender-tatoo.jpg[/img]

why is the video inverted?

 

[UpcountryGecko]

All glory to the hypnotoad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiVYjRbZMe0

 

[Rigs83]

Spoiler: snip

Bender

Is the Space Pope Reptilian!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_8-_lXUlfE[/youtube]
And this

Spoiler: I doubt this is real but it looks cool

[img=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/elevent/bender-tatoo.jpg]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/elevent/bender-tatoo.jpg[/img]

why is the video inverted?

No idea.

 

[hermes]

Fry: So you have to choose between life without sex and a hideous, gruesome death?
Dr. Zoidberg: Yes.
Fry: Tough call.

 

[A random person]

"Your lyrics lack subtly! You can't just have everyone announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!"

Nothing else I immediately remember, but Futurama, being made by the guy who made The Simpsons, is brimming with great quotes.

 

[a big frog]

The whole interrogation of Zoidberg by the President in 'Roswell that ends well'

 

[Ranis]

Hermes: I'm gonna jump!
Bender: DO A FLIP

Lame i got beat to it

 

[DND Judgement]

"just like you i have the heart of a human inside me" i nearly pissed my pants the first time i heard that...