Your favorite futurama quote

[T-Bone24]

Professor on the phone: "Tut tut tut, I hope it was painless. Hrmm? To shreds, you say. And how is his wife holding up? To shreds you say..."

"Pazuzu!" of course.

"You're watching Futurama, the show that does not advocate the cool crime of stealing"

Bender on television: "Try this kids at home!" (Disclaimer on screen: "DO NOT TRY THIS KIDS AT HOME")

 

[Maggotworm]

If you do something right, people will think you did nothing at all.
-God/Galaxy from futurama

 

[hardlymotivated]

"Way to overact, Zoidberg."

-Fry, from the episode with Single Female Lawyer.

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Here are some of my favourite quotes in the world from just ONE episode, and it's nowhere near my favourite. Just to express how much this program rocks.

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Leela: So after I specificall told you to touch nothing, you decided to walts in and drink a bottle of strange blue liquid? It might have been poison!
Fry: It might... But chances were equally good it was an emperor.

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Fry: Nah, she'll never help me. She's still mad that I told her never to help me

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Leela: Don't you get it, Fry? Half the Emperors were drunk at their own corrination!
Fry: Hey, I plan on having a few brewskies myself.

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[Swamplord]

Al Gore - Damn, that hundred dollars would've bought me....ONE GALLON OF GAS!

 

[veryboringfact]

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"tell them I hate them!" by proffesor farnsworth upon learning of the gronka lonkas

i agree it's great quote, the slurm episode is full of golden lines;

"Ow, my sperm !"

 

[kriscarr]

Zap on "Amazon Women in the Mood"


*looks at kiff*

"what are you, gay?"

 

[Grayjack]

Fry: I can't swallow that!

Professor: Well then, good news! It's a suppository.

 

[kriscarr]

Bender in Bender's Big Score

"not so neutral now are you Sweden?"

 

[kriscarr]

"I am the man with no name, Zap Brannigan"

-where the buggalo roam

 

[kriscarr]

Fry - "the foods not important"

Tiny Tim - "im so hungry...."

 

[Table Chair]

..and for more sadder quote

Fry: I'll never forget him, but he forgot me a long, long time ago..

such a depressing episode.

 

[z0nbie]

SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS !

 

[lockgar]

After Bender says "You should all be ashamed of themselves, especially you Hedonismbot."

I apologize for nothing!
-Hedonismbot

 

[kriscarr]

Bender to preacher

"Do I preach to you when your lying stoned in the gutter? No!!"

 

[StartRunning]

Professor Farnsworth: 'Ah, to be young again. And also a robot!'


I even slip this in casual conversation sometimes. Then people look at me funny and shuffle slowly away. But it's worth it!

Zoidberg: 'I broke your television!'


I'm SO glad the show got picked up again.

 

[kriscarr]

"We're Owl exterminators"

 

[Bungalow]

"President, it's a beige alert!"

 

[RanD00M]

Bender:Kiss my shiny metal ass.
Fry.It's not that shiny.
Bender.Shinier then yours meatbag.

Who can name the episode this is from?