Your favorite futurama quote

[AceDiamond]

(From "Time Keeps on Slippin'")

"Ah you're back, and just in time. While you were away the Globetrotters held a conference to inform everyone I was a 'jive sucka' " -Prof. Farnsworth.

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

Everything the Nibblonians say.

Specifically: "Prepare to launch Cuddle-bug in thirty Nibblets".

 

[Arisato-kun]

"I am the man with no name, Zap Brannigan!"

"Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men." - Zap Brannigan

And finally my favorite from Fry.

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

 

[Daveman]

"I find the most erotic area of a woman is the boobies." Zap

"Grunka lunka dunkity ingredient..." "SHUT THE HELL UP!!!" - (can't remember this ep)

lol, also "grunka lunka dunkity armed guards"

 

[sage42]

"Bite my shiny metal ass" bender
"It's not so shiny" Fry looking at benders ass
"Shinier than yours meatbag" Bender

from the first episode

 

[cobra_ky]

"Choke on that, causality!"

 

[zeke48]

Leela (I think): "Everyone out! The buildings on fire!"
Scruffy: "Scruffy leaves when Scruffy wants."

Scruffy is the bomb.

 

[Magnatek]

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Bite my shiny metal ass!

Gotta be my fav!

It's either this or "Whimmy wham wham wozzle!"

 

[Madaxeman101]

"All he turned in was a paper smeared with feces, he tied with Fry"

Kudos to who knows that episode reference.

thats the one with gunther the monkey after he dies prof.farnsworth goes 'no sense in letting him go to waste, lets go gather him' and then licks his lips classic!

 

[AllHailTheAltmer]

"I am the man with no name...Zap Brannegan at your service"

*Kiff sighes*

 

[Flishiz]

Good news everyone I have bad news

 

[Ciran]

One of the little things before the theme song "Painstakingly drawn before a live audience."

 

[Starbolt-81]

5 internet points for anyone who can tell me what "THS" is

Talking Hump Syndrome!

 

[jeffunity]

'She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro'

'she's quite good; how hard did you say you had to hit her?' 'qqqqqquite haaaaaard'

'If I want to go back to the past, I'll just freeze myself again'

'The value of the gemerald was slightly more than the cost of the damage you caused, a net gain for this great city!'

'Hey, why does everything taste blue?'

'Hey Bud, where do you want these rat droppings?' 'Wait a minute, you're not the guy who delivers the rat droppings' 'heh heh heh'

'Why do you drink' 'Alcohol fuels my power source' 'then what's with the cigars' 'they make me look cool'

I too could go on. and on.

 

[Dorian6]

1.*Fry and Bender fix the boiler*

Bender: There, fixed forever!

*Boiler explodes*

2. Calculon: For the last time I don't need a bender

Bender: Bender? No that was the other guy. My name's Boiler.

*Bender showers Calculon*

Calculon: Thanks for your help Boiler.

Bender: Call me Bender.

 

[ultimateownage]

"All he turned in was a paper smeared with feces, he tied with Fry"

Kudos to who knows that episode reference.

thats the one with gunther the monkey after he dies prof.farnsworth goes 'no sense in letting him go to waste, lets go gather him' and then licks his lips classic!

He didn't die, he ran away, then fell of a waterfall and his hat malfunctioned making him only only averagely intelligent "know I can finally do what I always wanted, go to business school"-Gunther "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"-Farnsworth. He became the ceo of fox.

My favourite quote was in the original episode, the cops are beating up fry and she says "stop it"-leela "keep your big nose out of it, eyeball"-cops "no-one makes fun of my nose"-leela. my second favourite is straight after that, leela beats them up and says "you guys where totally out of control"-leela "that's our job, we're peace officers."-cops

 

[Amanov]

"DOOP? What's that?"
"It's like the United Nations from your time Fry."
"Er...?"
"Or the Federation from your Star Trek program"
"OOOOH!"

 

[DoctorWhat]

Bad news nobody!

 

[cobra_ky]

Leela (I think): "Everyone out! The buildings on fire!"
Scruffy: "Scruffy leaves when Scruffy wants."

Scruffy is the bomb.

Leela: "Who are you?"
Scruffy: "I'm Scruffy, the janitor."
Leela: "I've never seen you before."
Scruffy: "I've never seen YOU before."