Your favorite futurama quote

[skitzo van]

NEWS everyone!

 

[Proteus214]

"YOUR MUSIC IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!"

"I'll be in the Angry Dome!"

 

[NoSlottedToaster]

"He's as flexible as gumby but as strong as Hercules"-Hermes

"Gumbercules... I love that guy" - Dr. Zoidberg

 

[social_outcast]

Fry: "I'm having one of those... things! you know, a headache with pictures!"
Leela: "An Idea"
Fry: "oh, oh, yeah!"

 

[social_outcast]

Proffessor: ARRGH! God, Buddah, Zeus! One of you guys help me! Arrrgh! Satan, you owe me!

 

[Ben7]

Tell my wife, Hello.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

"When you've done something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

 

[JohanGasMask]

"Thoes aren´t tenticals they´re genticals"

 

[Irridium]

"I'm gonna buld with my own Lunar Lander, with flapjacks, and hookers. In fact, forget the flapjacks and the lander, ah screw the whole thing."

"Kif, stand by to take the blame. Wait for it, wait for it... NOW"

Farnsworth: "We need to get that microwave by any means!"
Fry: "But won't that mess up history?"
Farnsworth: "Oh, a lesson in not messing up history from mister I'm my own grandpa, SCREW HISTORY, LETS GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"

"All he turned in was a paper smeared with feces, he tied with Fry"

Kudos to who knows that episode reference.

That monkey was awsome

 

[metalmmaniac]

*Discussing how everyone is different and weird*

Professor: And Fry, you've got that brain thing...
Fry: I already did!

 

[trog08]

Not for you, not for Bender, but for the proud people of Robonia!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Mine is anytime zoidberg runs off screen going whooping

Zoidberg didn't really invent that...

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

"Whoop whoop whoop!"

Or;

"Good morning mister Vice President!"

 

[dwightsteel]

"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"

My favorite so far.

 

[Just_Karol]

Captain Zapp Brannigan: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well-made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

Fry: You mean while I'm sleeping on it?

Captain Zapp Brannigan: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.

I could go on here.

 

[wooty]

"Yipeekayay, you'll never guess where ive been!"

Zoidberg riding the sperm in the worms episode

 

[Anachronism]

Well, don't look into it, but I'm a respected internal medicine doctor.

Ooh! A can!

 

[Cuniculus]

"I have mated with a woman! Inform the men."
-Zap

 

[Stevepinto3]

Well thanks to the internet, I'm now bored with sex.

 

[Wadders]

"Awesome... Awesome to the MAX..."

Maybe not my favorite, but I use it in everyday conversation far too much