Your favorite futurama quote

[kriscarr]

"We can no dunk but make up for it with good fundamentals, that more fun to watch"

Zap + Fry - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

 

[Jindrak]

Anything from Brannigan.
"Welcome to my lovenasium."
"They will fall like a house of cards, checkmate."
"Would you like some Sham-Pag-En?"

 

[kriscarr]

Bender:Kiss my shiny metal ass.
Fry.It's not that shiny.
Bender.Shinier then yours meatbag.

its from First episode

 

[Supraliminal]

Hermes Conrad:
Sweet Baby Jeesus
and
Sweet lion of Zion

 

[Wyane380]

"Those windmills should keep the local townspeople cool."

"WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT"

I heart Morbo.

And

"You don't just find garbage lying around the streets of Manhattan."

 

[GamerKT]

Bender:Kiss my shiny metal ass.
Fry.It's not that shiny.
Bender.Shinier then yours meatbag.

Who can name the episode this is from?

First one.

 

[kriscarr]

"I believe what I was programmed to believe!!!!!"

 

[DragonNinjaX]

"Hey what's this fat ugly thing? A frog? A toad? or your momma!" - Bender

 

[Indiscrimi]

I have two favourite quotes, both from Zap Brannigan:

"The key to a successful stategy is the element of surpirise....Surprise!"

"Oh god, you're killing me. Oh god, you're killing me!"

 

[Nivag the Owl]

5 internet points for anyone who can tell me what "THS" is

Oh! Oh! Oh! Um... SHIT! I've lost it. TALKING HUMP SYNDROME!

 

[JDLY]

All I know is my gut says maybe. -Neutral President

I'll save me.- Bender

 

[Table Chair]

Fry : So.. You're on a date what is the 1st thing you tell her?
Zoidberg : Mate with me
F : No.. tell her she's special
Z : But she's not she's just a female with a large number of eggs
F : OK tell her that.. and then..
Z : then mating
F : no.. make up some feelings and tell her you have them
Z : Is desire to mate a felling?

Also;

Zapp : Hahahahaha, You're killing me.. OH GOD YOU'RE KILLING ME

 

[axelspitfire]

Mental hospital robot : "Now stop! Hammer time!" (gets a hammer to his head)
"Oh no! i forgot we changed places..."
Mad hatter robot "...CHANGE PLACES!!!"
rofl at that so much.

 

[Spineyguy]

Leela: *Ghasp* Is that a Hobbit?

Bender: No, it's a Hobo and a Rabbit, but they're making a Hobbit.

 

[zeke48]

Ah beat me too it. "Death by Snu-Snu."

 

[Rigs83]

Bender

Is the Space Pope Reptilian!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_8-_lXUlfE[/youtube]
And this

Spoiler: I doubt this is real but it looks cool

[img=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/elevent/bender-tatoo.jpg]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/elevent/bender-tatoo.jpg[/img]

 

[Megacherv]

Hermes: "It looks like toxic waste, smells like toxic waste"
Fry: "What does it taste like?"
Hermes: "DELICIOUS FIG PUDDING...with a slight after-taste of toxic waste."

Leader of the Neutral People: "If we don't make it out of this, tell my wife...hello"

 

[trog08]

"Chester A Arthur Fall down"
"The professy can help"
"...in the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but the humblest of all God's creatures...the Tyrannosaurus Rex."

 

[Maddenfreak]

If I die, tell my wife hello-Neutral presadent

Leela- bender, why did you jump in it.
Bender-I dont know, everyone else was doing it, I just wanted to be cool.

Robot Devil-You missed a note 400 years back, take it from the top.

Fry-what year is it
Leela-its now the year 3000
Fry-My god, a million years

My only regret is that I have, Bonitis-That guy

Amy-But moms is strong and powerful, we're small and neutral
That guy- Switzerland is small and neutral, We're more like germany large and misunderstood

 

[Jark212]

"Your better than normal, your abnormal!"

Anything said by Zapp.