Your favorite horrible game!

[OctoH]

Alpha Protocol for PC and Beatdown: Fists of Vengeance for PS2. Oh, the memories.

 

[BanthaFodder]

only buy games I know I'll like. however, one I haven't played but want to due to the shear crap factor is probably Jaws Unleased. you can explode politicians... AS A SHARK.

 

[bodyguarddied]

Alpha Protocol, while generally panned, I love that game to death. One of my favorite games in a long time.
Also, Soldier of Fortune: Payback. I simply play it for lulz periodically. Despite nearly everything about the game being a colossal pile of shit, it still holds a place in my heart. One of the dark, hidden corners, but a place in my heart nonetheless.

 

[newdarkcloud]

Alpha Protocol. Yes, the game is glitchy and the graphics are not the best and stealth + pistols = unstoppable, but I really enjoyed the game.

 

[blindthrall]

Postal, the game was horrible in so many ways, yet what other game is about murdering an entire town?

Alpha Protocol.

Yeah, I'll second that. I didn't think the game was that bad, but you can't really call it good.

 

[blindthrall]

The original Call of Duty. It's bland, the characters are without backstory, there's the usual bit of destroying the entire German army on your own, and the levels suck. Wait, there is one quite brilliant exception: the first level of the Soviet campaign in Stalingrad, even though that was hampered by the fact that you're the protagonist, ergo you would make it across the Volga unscathed. Still fun for blowing off a bit of steam every now and then...

Boring? You forgetting a little something called Pavlov's House?

 

[marginal]

Star Wars: the phantom menace

one of the best bad games ever made
if you've played it you'll also be unable to explain quite why but probably agree with me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_dLXeKqDMk

Fast forward to 6:45 to see my favorite part. There's another beggar that uses slightly funnier wording.

Beggar: Can you spare some credits?
Me: Yes, I can.
Beggar: Well? Where are my credits?
Me: I'm sorry, I was mistaken! I don't have any credits!

Me and my friends were quoting that for months. Hilarious dialogue in that game.

 

[Gibboniser]

I loved alone in the dark, the survival eque nature, mixing up items to get awesome results, I thought it was great.

 

[Svrhero]

Too Human