"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy!" The Joker - The Killing Joke
Your favorite messed up line
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One of the final conversations from Spec Ops the Line. Especially interesting as
It is a monolouge.
Colonel John Konrad: It seems that reports of my... survival have been greatly exaggerated.
Captain Martin Walker: This isn't possible...
Colonel John Konrad: Oh I assure you, it is.
Captain Martin Walker: How?
Colonel John Konrad: Not how. Why? You were never meant to come here.
Captain Martin Walker: What happened here was out of my control...
Colonel John Konrad: Was it? None of this would've happened if you just stopped. But on you marched. And for what?
Captain Martin Walker: We tried to save you.
Colonel John Konrad: You're no savior. Your talents lie elsewhere.
Captain Martin Walker: This isn't my fault.
Colonel John Konrad: It takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him. And if the truth is undeniable, you create your own. The truth, Walker, is that you're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not: A hero. I'm here because you can't accept what you've done. It broke you. You needed someone to blame, so you cast it on me. A dead man. I know the truth is hard to hear Walker, but it's time. You're all that's left and we can't live this lie forever. I'm going to count to five, then I'm pulling the trigger.
Captain Martin Walker: You're not real. This is all in my head.
Colonel John Konrad: Are you sure? Maybe it's in mine? One.
Captain Martin Walker: No... everything, all of this, It was your fault!
Colonel John Konrad: If that's what you believe then shoot me. Two.
Captain Martin Walker: I-I didn't mean to hurt anybody...
Colonel John Konrad: No-one ever does Walker. Three.
Colonel John Konrad: Four. Is this really what you want Walker? So be it. Five!
It is a monolouge.
Colonel John Konrad: It seems that reports of my... survival have been greatly exaggerated.
Captain Martin Walker: This isn't possible...
Colonel John Konrad: Oh I assure you, it is.
Captain Martin Walker: How?
Colonel John Konrad: Not how. Why? You were never meant to come here.
Captain Martin Walker: What happened here was out of my control...
Colonel John Konrad: Was it? None of this would've happened if you just stopped. But on you marched. And for what?
Captain Martin Walker: We tried to save you.
Colonel John Konrad: You're no savior. Your talents lie elsewhere.
Captain Martin Walker: This isn't my fault.
Colonel John Konrad: It takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him. And if the truth is undeniable, you create your own. The truth, Walker, is that you're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not: A hero. I'm here because you can't accept what you've done. It broke you. You needed someone to blame, so you cast it on me. A dead man. I know the truth is hard to hear Walker, but it's time. You're all that's left and we can't live this lie forever. I'm going to count to five, then I'm pulling the trigger.
Captain Martin Walker: You're not real. This is all in my head.
Colonel John Konrad: Are you sure? Maybe it's in mine? One.
Captain Martin Walker: No... everything, all of this, It was your fault!
Colonel John Konrad: If that's what you believe then shoot me. Two.
Captain Martin Walker: I-I didn't mean to hurt anybody...
Colonel John Konrad: No-one ever does Walker. Three.
Colonel John Konrad: Four. Is this really what you want Walker? So be it. Five!
Thanks for the Memories by Fallout Boy.
"He tastes like you on sweeter".
Those are the legitimate lyrics... Always found it a tad awkward.
"He tastes like you on sweeter".
Those are the legitimate lyrics... Always found it a tad awkward.
You don't seem to undestand... I'm not locked up in here with you, YOU are locked up in here with ME.
Coheed and Cambria have a few songs with some pretty messed up lyrics. Off their latest album (It's about Sirius Amory who leaves his home and is pulled apart and forced to live through 5 different people's lives). There's a song called Vic the Butcher that's about Sirius having to live Vic's life. And at one point Sirius is forced to burn down a city (City 184)that's located on top of an orphanage.
"These sitting ducks in season, The march of little children..." "...The truth will cut you down to pieces. 184, let's burn it down"
Hell in their first album, the 3rd song: The album is about Coheed and Cambria (Characters) being forced to kill their children to avoid an apocalypse that they would cause due to some virus that is in their bodies.
"Blood hungry, Cannibalistic, Unfit family ties. A series of knocks to the young girls head side." About Coheed killing his daughter with a hammer
Yeah, it's a dark story...
"These sitting ducks in season, The march of little children..." "...The truth will cut you down to pieces. 184, let's burn it down"
Hell in their first album, the 3rd song: The album is about Coheed and Cambria (Characters) being forced to kill their children to avoid an apocalypse that they would cause due to some virus that is in their bodies.
"Blood hungry, Cannibalistic, Unfit family ties. A series of knocks to the young girls head side." About Coheed killing his daughter with a hammer
Yeah, it's a dark story...
Anything the Gingerbread Men say in Killing Floor's Christmas event. I first bought the game while that event was on and damn the entire game looks so BORING now that everything is back to normal skins. It's just a load of naked zombies, fat zombies, spider zombies and naked women zombies. /yawn. I miss my Christmas Slags
I guess i'll have to wait for next Christmas until I get back to that game now.
"Cholesteral doesn't kill! I DO!"
"I bet you're delicious!"
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!"
"HAR HAR HAR!"
Oh and the one line from Lelouch in Code Geass R2 at the end of episode one might count. In an inner monologue
"That's right, it wasn't me who was wrong... It was THE WORLD!"
He must be one of the rare examples where he's actually right depending on how far you are in the Lelouch camp. Considering how corrupt and morally bankrupt the empire he's fighting against is.
I guess i'll have to wait for next Christmas until I get back to that game now.
"Cholesteral doesn't kill! I DO!"
"I bet you're delicious!"
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!"
"HAR HAR HAR!"
Oh and the one line from Lelouch in Code Geass R2 at the end of episode one might count. In an inner monologue
"That's right, it wasn't me who was wrong... It was THE WORLD!"
He must be one of the rare examples where he's actually right depending on how far you are in the Lelouch camp. Considering how corrupt and morally bankrupt the empire he's fighting against is.
Out of context it doesn't sound like anything...but
Johan from Monster: "Then you get to play again."
I swear after seeing that show I will never look at a sandbox the same way again.
Johan from Monster: "Then you get to play again."
He had been teaching young boys to play a form of "chicken" in which they would stand on the edge of a multi-story
building and advance on each other staring each other down. The "winner" was the one who didn't fall. His reward,
he gets to play again.
building and advance on each other staring each other down. The "winner" was the one who didn't fall. His reward,
he gets to play again.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear after seeing that show I will never look at a sandbox the same way again.
"I haven't been fucked like this since elementry school!"
-Some chick from Fight Club.
"I looked at the Rorschach blot. I tried to pretend it looked like a spreading tree, shadows pooled beneath it, but it didn't. It looked more like a dead cat I once found, the fat, glistening grubs writhing blindly, squirming over each other, frantically tunneling away from the light. But even that is avoiding the real horror. The horror is this: In the end, it is simply a picture of empty meaningless blackness. We are alone. There is nothing else."
-Dr. Malcolm Long
<spoiler=Animorphs: Being Spec Ops before Spec OPs>
Ax pushed past me, began punching at active screens and arrays of controls.
I said.
That rocked me.
Visser One had to know we were here, on the loose. He had to run for the bridge and not stay to win the fight in engineering.
Seventeen thousand.
Living creatures. Thinking creatures. How could I give this order? Even for victory. Even to save Rachel. How could I give this kind of order?
They could have stayed home, I thought. No one asked them to come to Earth. Not my fault. Not my fault, theirs.
No more than they deserved.
Aliens. Parasites.
Subhuman.
I said.
The Pool ship's main pool went through its standard cleaning cycle, draining the gray, sludgy water out into the vacuum of space. The water, and the parasite creatures within it, froze instantly. The pool became an ice cloud falling away from the slow-moving Pool ship.
How many had Ax said? Seventeen thousand and ... how many? How many Yeerks had felt the sudden stab of terror as they realized what was happening?
Frozen now. Crystals. An orbiting graveyard.
I said.
We ran from that place, ran from thoughts of what we'd done. Ran for the bridge. His fault, it was all his fault, it was all Visser One's fault, all of it. Who started this war? Not us. Not us. We hadn't asked for it. It was him. Him and his whole filthy, subhuman, parasitic race.
His fault. Not mine. Not mine.
You know, that was written for a kids book...
-Some chick from Fight Club.
"I looked at the Rorschach blot. I tried to pretend it looked like a spreading tree, shadows pooled beneath it, but it didn't. It looked more like a dead cat I once found, the fat, glistening grubs writhing blindly, squirming over each other, frantically tunneling away from the light. But even that is avoiding the real horror. The horror is this: In the end, it is simply a picture of empty meaningless blackness. We are alone. There is nothing else."
-Dr. Malcolm Long
<spoiler=Animorphs: Being Spec Ops before Spec OPs>
Ax pushed past me, began punching at active screens and arrays of controls.
I said.
That rocked me.
Visser One had to know we were here, on the loose. He had to run for the bridge and not stay to win the fight in engineering.
Seventeen thousand.
Living creatures. Thinking creatures. How could I give this order? Even for victory. Even to save Rachel. How could I give this kind of order?
They could have stayed home, I thought. No one asked them to come to Earth. Not my fault. Not my fault, theirs.
No more than they deserved.
Aliens. Parasites.
Subhuman.
I said.
The Pool ship's main pool went through its standard cleaning cycle, draining the gray, sludgy water out into the vacuum of space. The water, and the parasite creatures within it, froze instantly. The pool became an ice cloud falling away from the slow-moving Pool ship.
How many had Ax said? Seventeen thousand and ... how many? How many Yeerks had felt the sudden stab of terror as they realized what was happening?
Frozen now. Crystals. An orbiting graveyard.
I said.
We ran from that place, ran from thoughts of what we'd done. Ran for the bridge. His fault, it was all his fault, it was all Visser One's fault, all of it. Who started this war? Not us. Not us. We hadn't asked for it. It was him. Him and his whole filthy, subhuman, parasitic race.
His fault. Not mine. Not mine.
You know, that was written for a kids book...
Did I ever tell you the definition of "insanity"? Insanity is, doing the exact, same, fucking thing, over and over again, expecting shit to change. That is crazy.
This game is easily my favorite of 2012, and possibly of all current gen games. The character of Vaas is so great and flushed out, plus his personality is amazing and Michael Mando voice acts him perfectly; and this quote is just awesome.
This game is easily my favorite of 2012, and possibly of all current gen games. The character of Vaas is so great and flushed out, plus his personality is amazing and Michael Mando voice acts him perfectly; and this quote is just awesome.
The one that sticks out in my mind (probably because it's a more recent film) is from Quantum of Solace.SonicWaffle said:
That's more of a casual, snarky way of reporting the death though. The example I gave was creepy as fuck because he obviously didn't understand or care how this woman might feel upon finding out her brother had been murdered - all he cared about was that she keep dancing, damn it! He really, really wanted to win that dancing contest.Eclipse Dragon said:
There's a good argument to be made that Bonds are just seriously disturbed individuals, recruited because they're expected to burn bright but fast and then be replaced by the next James Bond. They don't give a shit about anything because they know they'll be dead soon anyway, so they drink and smoke and get into brawls, they fuck random strangers without caring about the risk of disease (because seriously, Bond is going to use a condom? Please) and then they die. They're uncaring, heartless bastards because they're resigned to death.
"Did you know there's an island where you can literally hunt people?" - Pierce Hawthorne, Community
Bender from Futurama has plenty of great fucked-up lines like
"But have you ever thought about turning off the tv, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
but I'm not exactly sure if that's what you're looking for.
I'll go with
- Men get arrested... DOGS GET PUT DOWN!
from Watchmen. I can't remember if that line was in the comic, but it definitely is one of the most effective lines in the movie. At the point when it is said we already know Rorschach to be messed up, but that line embodies it into one sentence perfectly. Oh , and also
- You don't seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you... you're locked in here with me!
"But have you ever thought about turning off the tv, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
but I'm not exactly sure if that's what you're looking for.
I'll go with
- Men get arrested... DOGS GET PUT DOWN!
from Watchmen. I can't remember if that line was in the comic, but it definitely is one of the most effective lines in the movie. At the point when it is said we already know Rorschach to be messed up, but that line embodies it into one sentence perfectly. Oh , and also
- You don't seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you... you're locked in here with me!