Your Favorite Monty Python Quote?

[Quaxar]

"Then you eat the banana, thus disarming him."

Suppose he's got a bunch?

Shut up!

 

[Duskwaith]

"They told me i was daft building a castle on a swamp but i did it all the same!"
"It sank into the swamp, then i built another that burned down,fell over then sank into the swamp"

"She's got....eh HUGE tracts of land"

 

[johnman]

"And this here is Ron Ribbentrop

"Not Von Ribbentrop then?"

"NEIN! NEIN!"

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Gone, it has a very woody sound....goooooonnne (sorry couldnt do quotations, keyboard is screwing up on me)

 

[escapist_wolfand]

Tis just a fleash wound

I DON'T LIKE SPAM

"are you suggesting we eat my mother?"
"yes sir"
"......well i am a bit peckish"
xD

 

[nebtheslayer95]

how can i chose only one... *brain explodes*
oh all right. "yee gads, that rabbit's dynamite."

 

[spielburg]

I'm INVINCIBLE!

The black knight

 

[Jack Rascal]

"You lucky bastard"
"Who's that"
"You lucky, lucky bastard"
"What?"
"Proper little gaoler's pet, aren't we?"
"What do you mean?"
"You must have slipped him a few shekels, eh?"
"Slipped him a few shekels!? You saw him spit in my face!"
"Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at nights dreaming of being spat in the face."

And the rest of the scene

EDIT: Oh right, one quote. It would then be "You lucky, lucky bastard"

 

[A Weary Exile]

Too many to pick an absolute favorite, but the one that comes immediately to mind is from the Michelangelo and the Pope sketch.

"I want a last supper with twelve disciples and one Christ!"
"One!?"

 

[L3W15 M]

"Tis bit a scratch"
The black knight. what a character. One quote is mean you evil person.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

"Camelot!" "Camelot!" "Camelot!" "It's only a model." "Sssh!"

"...On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."

"She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "...Well, I got better..."

"No on expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

"And now, for something completely different."

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

The military fairy sketch

Squad! Camp it up!