Your Favorite Monty Python Quote?

[Dys]

To choose one is very hard. I remember laughing very hard in the meaning of lifes "third world" section, when it flashes up "the third world" then goes to yorkshire, priceless.

...Or the philosphers world cup, that was also funny. Sweet jesus, there's heaps.

 

[SpireOfFire]

"I fink... he's got beau-iful legs!"

 

[fudgebo]

Are you the judians peoples front? FUCK OFF! , We're the peoples front of judea.

 

[GundamSentinel]

"I fart in you general direction!"

 

[BENZOOKA]

It is impossible! I'm a Monty Python fanboy of ridiculous proportions! With a pointed stick! I simply cannot just choose a single quote from the gods of Monty Python. I hate what all this nonsense represents.

To prove a point, I'll just say the third thing that comes to my mind:
"I've been camel spotting for just the seven years"

 

[MetaKnight19]

"Then you eat the banana, thus disarming him."

Suppose he's got a bunch?

 

[Madshaw]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

Rule number one: no poofders

rule number two: no mistreating the abos while anyone's watching

rule number three: no poofders

rule number four: anyone caught not drinking in their room after lights out will be punished

rule number five: no poofders

rule number six: there is no rule number six

rule number seven...... no poofders

itsjust classic

 

[Kenjitsuka]

"Tis but a scratch; I've had worse" - The Black Knight.

 

[Tartarga]

"ALBATROSS!"

 

[Kaymish]

"just one tiny tiny little morsel"
"we are the knights who say Knee"

 

[TheDoctor455]

"Look... an argument is not just the automatic gainsaying of the other person's statements..."
"Can be."
"No it can't!"

lol.

 

[Plinglebob]

The Philosophers Song and the Accountancy Shanty are my 2 favourites by far. the Lumberjack song is 2nd and the last is "The art of not being seen"

 

[thylasos]

To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name in German Baroque music, we present a profile of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplendenschlittercrasscrenbonfrieddiggerdingledangledongledunglebursteinvonknackerthrasherapplebangerhorowitzticolensicgranderknottyspelltinklegrandlichgrumblemeyerspelterwasserkurstlichhimbleeisenbahnwagengutenabendbitteeinnürnburgerbratwustlegerspurtenmitzweimacheluberhundsfutgumberabershönedankerkalbsfleischmittleraucher von Hautkopft of Ulm."

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Brian: "You're all individuals."
Everyone: "We are all individuals"
Single Man: "I'm not."

 

[CrazyGirl17]

My favorite quotes include:

"My hovercraft is full of eels!"
"'Tis only a flesh wound!"
"She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "...Well, I got better."
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
"And now for something completly different."
"Run away, run away!"
"Are you suggesting that cocnonuts migrate!?"

 

[yoshimickster]

"Have you come here for an argument?"

 

[TimeLord]

From the Holy Grail

"I didn't know we had a king. I thought we was an autonomous collective"

 

[NicolasMarinus]

Ooo, that's a difficult question! It might very well be:

"Come see the violence inherited in the system! Help help, I'm being repressed."

Or from the same conversation

"Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."

 

[Jezzascmezza]

"What you gonna do... bleed on me?"

 

[AcacianLeaves]

"Excuse me, Miss?"
"What do you mean, 'Miss'!?"
"Oh, I'm sorry I have a cold."

I have no idea, but that one gets me every time.