Your favorite oxymoron?

[Macgyvercas]

Minigun springs to mind.

Have you seen those things? They're usually huge!

 

[spartan231490]

My favorite is honest politician. closely followed by political science.

 

[Zach Steadman]

Enjoyable Wii Game

Alabama Institute of Learning

Intelligent Glenn Beck Segment

Honest Mainstream Media

Good Mainstream Band

All of these + Retardedly Smart, White Shadow, Happy Bill O'Riley

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Conservative Republican. Oh snap, politics!

Isn't that a tautology rather than an oxymoron, if we're going for jokes here?

My favourite is: Super Hobo!

Because seriously, kids, there is nothing super about living on the streets, every day being a gritty struggle for survival, with people spurning you outright, others commenting outwardly about your appearance. Children may kick you, stray dogs might attack you, and when you die, no one will care about it. You will simply be another nameless dead guy. The coroners will make light jokes about your corpse, and then you'll be cremated unceremoniously without any grievers surrounding you, with perhaps a dour priest administering rites. You will have wasted your entire life.

Ahem.

 

[Danny Ocean]

In this case Great is a reference to the size and impact. So it is not an oxymoron.

Well I say it's a reference to emotion. Now what'cha gonna do, huh!?

Conservative Republican. Oh snap, politics!

Isn't that a tautology rather than an oxymoron, if we're going for jokes here?

There is no real Conservative movement in the USA. The whole spectrum is Liberal, including the republicans.

They are conservative with a small 'c', though.

 

[David DeMoss]

To the old standards already mentioned ("military intelligence"; "honest politician" etc.) I would add
Creationist Science
Professional Film Critic
and my personal favorite, the U.S. Department of Justice

 

[hawkeye52]

good pepsi

fox news

original nintendo game

 

[Aunel]

My favorite was always "military intelligence", what is yours?

The military Intelligence
two words combined that can't make sense!

OT:
"you play guitar right"
"no I play BASS guitar"
(not sure if it's a true oxymoron)

 

[PlayingOpossum]

That old classic, "Jumbo Shrimp."

I work as a meat-cutter/fishmonger and the two sizes of our cocktail shrimp are "Extra Jumbo" and "Super Colossal."

 

[mubobi7593]

Holy Hell, to be sure

 

[Dr Snakeman]

good pepsi

fox news

original nintendo game

I'm sorry for the non-sequiter post, but your avatar is... mesmerizing. So many blob-like characters... so fast...

Well, I applaud you for such an excellent .gif avatar.

 

[Adventurer2626]

Large diet soda. I guess you gotta cut back somewhere, right?

Necessary evil. If it's necessary, is it really evil?

 

[Kiju]

Mine would be...humane.

A term derived for doing something with human qualities. Funny, considering humans are responsible for the genocide of entire species just to flex their dominance on the world.

And yet it means to do something with mercy. I don't think that being human is being merciful...so yeah, there's my favorite oxymoron, even though most people don't consider it one. :\

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Unconceited Mac user

 

[Dragunai]

My favourite is "British Judicial System" considering the fact the British legal system is the worst on the planet resulting in more peados, murderers and rapists walking around with slapped wrists than is reasonable.

 

[Dango]

When people say "It's cold as Hell." I always giggle a little.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

White gangster.
Wait, is that one?

 

[MrNickster]

All Alone

Sleeping like a baby

 

[Burningsok]

I love oxymorons!

Spoiler: Fun Times

Virtual reality

Open secret

Minor miracle

Non-alcoholic wine

Cardinal sin

Extensive briefing

Unbiased opinion

Family vacation

Good job

Almost exactly

Dodge Ram

Postal service

Constant change

Assistant supervisor

Black light

High ground

Half full

Crisis management

Ill health

Nothing much

Partially completed

Federal budget

Authentic replica

Random order

Small fortune

Wedded bliss

Legal brief

Student teacher

Steel wool

Public school education

Accurate horoscope

Real potential

Civil War

Job security

State worker

Half dead

Legally drunk

Exact estimate

Completely unfinished

New tradition

Act naturally

Found missing

Art student

Original copy

Resident alien

Genuine imitation

Airline food

Dry wine

Good grief

Government organization

Uninvited guest

Highly depressed

Final version

Sanitary landfill

Alone together

Small crowd

Live recording

Business ethics

Soft rock

Easy payments

Dry lake

Good beating

Cheerleading scholarship

Rock opera

Educational television

Bittersweet

Farewell reception

Deafening silence

Non-dairy creamer

War games

Death benefits

Clearly confused

Rolling stop

Safety hazard

Clearly misunderstood

Initial results

Friendly argument

Healthy tan

Cold sweat

Committee decision

Holy war

Peace force

Minor disaster

Home office

Extinct life

Armchair athletes

Christian Scientists

Random logic

Plastic glasses

Terribly pleased

Computer security

Political science

Tight slacks

Definite maybe

Pretty ugly

Rap music

Working vacation

Religious tolerance

IBM compatible

Microsoft Works

Athletic scholarship

Congressional ethics

Pretty ugly

Even odds

Great Depression

Terribly nice

Freezer burn

Journalistic integrity

Jumbo shrimp

Monopoly

Political promise

Religious intolerance

Same difference

Second best

Accordion music

Alone together

Dress pants

Work party

Military intelligence

Standard options

Sweet sorrow

Rural Metro (ambulance service)

Now, then

Passive aggression

Free love

mother of God....