Your favorite oxymoron?

[hawkeye52]

good pepsi

fox news

original nintendo game

I'm sorry for the non-sequiter post, but your avatar is... mesmerizing. So many blob-like characters... so fast...

Well, I applaud you for such an excellent .gif avatar.

lol thanks. but i didnt make it i saw it from someone on a different forum and since i saw no one else using it on here thought i would use it here

 

[Shaun Hastings]

A slight downpour.

Umm... what? *facepalm*

 

[Hosker]

Would small fortune be one?

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Deafening Silence

Friendly Fire

Quiet Riot

Wait, when was this guy banned?

On topic, Christian Black Metal, but not really, because Black metal isn't solely define by the lyrics...

[sub]All the good ones were taken![/sub]

 

[Voodoomancer]

I love oxymorons!

Spoiler: Fun Times

Virtual reality

Open secret

Minor miracle

Non-alcoholic wine

Cardinal sin

Extensive briefing

Unbiased opinion

Family vacation

Good job

Almost exactly

Dodge Ram

Postal service

Constant change

Assistant supervisor

Black light

High ground

Half full

Crisis management

Ill health

Nothing much

Partially completed

Federal budget

Authentic replica

Random order

Small fortune

Wedded bliss

Legal brief

Student teacher

Steel wool

Public school education

Accurate horoscope

Real potential

Civil War

Job security

State worker

Half dead

Legally drunk

Exact estimate

Completely unfinished

New tradition

Act naturally

Found missing

Art student

Original copy

Resident alien

Genuine imitation

Airline food

Dry wine

Good grief

Government organization

Uninvited guest

Highly depressed

Final version

Sanitary landfill

Alone together

Small crowd

Live recording

Business ethics

Soft rock

Easy payments

Dry lake

Good beating

Cheerleading scholarship

Rock opera

Educational television

Bittersweet

Farewell reception

Deafening silence

Non-dairy creamer

War games

Death benefits

Clearly confused

Rolling stop

Safety hazard

Clearly misunderstood

Initial results

Friendly argument

Healthy tan

Cold sweat

Committee decision

Holy war

Peace force

Minor disaster

Home office

Extinct life

Armchair athletes

Christian Scientists

Random logic

Plastic glasses

Terribly pleased

Computer security

Political science

Tight slacks

Definite maybe

Pretty ugly

Rap music

Working vacation

Religious tolerance

IBM compatible

Microsoft Works

Athletic scholarship

Congressional ethics

Pretty ugly

Even odds

Great Depression

Terribly nice

Freezer burn

Journalistic integrity

Jumbo shrimp

Monopoly

Political promise

Religious intolerance

Same difference

Second best

Accordion music

Alone together

Dress pants

Work party

Military intelligence

Standard options

Sweet sorrow

Rural Metro (ambulance service)

Now, then

Passive aggression

Free love

*Dies of oxymoron overdose*

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Hardcore nerd is a good one. Two incredibly conflicting images in my head.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Minigun springs to mind.

Have you seen those things? They're usually huge!

That's not really an oxymoron though, that's just ironic.

Mine would be...humane.

A term derived for doing something with human qualities. Funny, considering humans are responsible for the genocide of entire species just to flex their dominance on the world.

And yet it means to do something with mercy. I don't think that being human is being merciful...so yeah, there's my favorite oxymoron, even though most people don't consider it one. :\

Same goes for this. There's no real juxtaposition there, that's irony. (in your eyes at any rate)
An oxymoron is two seemingly contradictory words put together, like humble escapist poster [footnote]Take that everyone reading this! [/footnote]

 

[(whitty name here)]

American beer?