Your Favorite Quotes from Movies

[AWC Viper]

My Favorite Quotes are all from one movie.

Spoiler

Jules:I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, ************, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you ************, say what one more Goddamn time!

Spoiler

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

Spoiler

Jules: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
Vincent: How many up there?
Jules: Three or four.
Vincent: That's countin' our guy?
Jules: Not sure.
Vincent: So that means there could be up to five guys up there?
Jules: It's possible.
Vincent: We should have fuckin' shotguns.

Spoiler

Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.

 

[solidstatemind]

Dunno what movie "Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.. and im all out of gum..... DAM IT!

Your wishes are granted: They Live, by John Carpenter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso

My personal favorite:
"I ain't got time to bleed"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usd4z9rxbys

 

[Custard_Angel]

"I'm not locked in here with you... You're all locked in here with me"
-Rorschach

 

[GrimTuesday]

"Life is pain princess, anyone who tells you different is tryng to sell you some thing."

"You have just fallen pray to one of the two biggest blunders known to man. the first is never get involved in a land war in asia but the second and only slightly less know is never go in against a sicilian when death is on the line."

both from the princess bride

 

[War Penguin]

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A cookie for you...

Spoiler

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... And a cookie for you.

Spoiler

It makes me happy that people are watching great movies.

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked up in here with you, you're locked up in here with me!"- Jackie Earle Haley

I fucking love Watchmen.

"Come friends, let us away"- Martin Sheen

Actually, ANY line from American President is good.

 

[Baby Eater]

okay im shoving your head up his ass and his heads going up his ass and you got it worse cause your heads going up my head
-hancock

 

[Adam]

From my all time fave movie, 20 English pounds if you can guess the movie but only 10 pounds if you've seen it before

David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.

John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!

David Mills: Murderers?

John Doe: A woman...

David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?

John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.

 

[AdhesiveTape]

"Your mom sews licence plates to your underwear? How do you sit?"
Great big hug for guessers!

 

[Andantil]

"A day without blood is like a day without sunshine"
Full Metal Jacket

 

[Hybrid Sight]

"My name is inigo montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die" -the princess bride
Someone had to say it lol

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Since Pulp Fiction's already been heavily represented, I won't put any of mine up. I've got two favorites that I will share though.

Mounted atop a horse, bristling with weapons, the quote is "Mornin'"

(little cookie for that one)

And one of my all time favorites;

"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. "

B-B-B-BONUS Quote

"We are being buried beneath the avalanche of your inadequacies, Mr. Creedy! "

 

[kiteboy]

from Leon:


"this...is from mathilda."



"shit."


BOOM!

 

[madcap2112]

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

"and shepards we shall be. for thee my lord for thee"

2 cookies with whip cream if you know the movie.
btw im atheist xD

edit:you know that guy you shouldn't of fucked with? that guy is me
gran torino

Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!



Cookies for both references.

The Big Lebowski

Boondock Saints


and of course Dr. Strangelove or How I learned to stop worrying and love the atomic bomb. (I think that's the full title, too lazy to check)

Here's mine

"Groovy" A boomstick for you if you guess it (any of the movies)

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

"and shepards we shall be. for thee my lord for thee"

2 cookies with whip cream if you know the movie.
btw im atheist xD

edit:you know that guy you shouldn't of fucked with? that guy is me
gran torino

Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!



Cookies for both references.

The Big Lebowski

Boondock Saints


and of course Dr. Strangelove or How I learned to stop worrying and love the atomic bomb. (I think that's the full title, too lazy to check)

Here's mine

"Groovy" A boomstick for you if you guess it (any of the movies)

Evil Dead 2!

 

[Yonnick19]

"Alright, so please call me back, but don't text me tha- that's gay" laughed at that for a couple of minutes.

 

[Necrofudge]

There is no spoon
I don't think its my favorite per se, but I enjoy saying it and see if anyone understands it.

 

[Meado]

The first scene with Hitler in Inglorius Bastards. NIGH NIGH NIGH NIGH NIGH NIGH!!!

Or at least it sounded something like that. 'Twas funny.

That was probably "Nein", which is German for "No".

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

1: "Are you sure thats necessary?"
2: "Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?"
1: "I guess not"
2: "No. But I do it anyway cause it's sterile and I like the taste."

 

[Thegoodfriar]

"Shut up Donny!!! You're out of your fucking element!"

- Big Lebowski

Edit: Forgot my other favorite

- Solo; "I dunno old man, just looks like dumb luck"

- Obi-Wan; "I've learned not to believe in luck"

(Not verbatim... but close)