Your Favorite Quotes from Movies

[littlelacysurprisepageant]

If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? - Fight Club

 

[triump]

I'd tell you my favorite movie quote but the first rules says that I'm not allowed to tell you about it.

 

[Ibanez887]

Most of the lines during the soap making scene in fight club are my favorite, but the best has to be
"Its only after we've lost everything, that we're free, to do anything"
True words to live by

 

[Duskwaith]

Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!

I never thought I would be in Bruges again. I mean come on, it's fucking Bruges. (I don't know that's exact)

Cookies for both references.

Dr.strangelove and how i learned to stop worrying and to love the bomb? and I.N Bruges of course easily one of the best films ever.

"No comprimise not even in the face of armegeddon"-Rorsach

 

[sgtshock]

From Gladiator:
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

You just had to smile watching that part. You knew the bastard emperor was going to get what was coming to him.

And one of the greatest character introductions ever:

Spoiler: Spoilertagged for bigness

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

 

[soren7550]

"What are you going to do, bleed on me?"
"I'M INVINCIBLE!!"
"You're a loony."

King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

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"It's my considered opinion that you're a bunch of sissies."

"Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt... Zap!"

"I'm not taller than you. You're shorter than I am."


A bunch of cookies to whoever knows where the last three came from. A bunch more to whoever knows who said each one.

 

[War Penguin]

Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!

I never thought I would be in Bruges again. I mean come on, it's fucking Bruges. (I don't know that's exact)

Cookies for both references.

Dr.strangelove and how i learned to stop worrying and to love the bomb? and I.N Bruges of course easily one of the best films ever.

"No comprimise not even in the face of armegeddon"-Rorsach

Well, I regret to inform you that you were ninja'd but you get a cookie anyway for watching both great movies and for acknowledging In Bruges greatness.

Spoiler

 

[bcponpcp27]

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

"and shepards we shall be. for thee my lord for thee"

2 cookies with whip cream if you know the movie.
btw im atheist xD

edit:you know that guy you shouldn't of fucked with? that guy is me
gran torino

Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!



Cookies for both references.

The Big Lebowski

Boondock Saints


and of course Dr. Strangelove or How I learned to stop worrying and love the atomic bomb. (I think that's the full title, too lazy to check)

Here's mine

"Groovy" A boomstick for you if you guess it (any of the movies)

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

"and shepards we shall be. for thee my lord for thee"

2 cookies with whip cream if you know the movie.
btw im atheist xD

edit:you know that guy you shouldn't of fucked with? that guy is me
gran torino

Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!



Cookies for both references.

The Big Lebowski

Boondock Saints


and of course Dr. Strangelove or How I learned to stop worrying and love the atomic bomb. (I think that's the full title, too lazy to check)

Here's mine

"Groovy" A boomstick for you if you guess it (any of the movies)

Evil Dead 2!

Here is your prize http://astorarms.ca/images/non-restricted/remington%20870%20%2012ga%20aaaaa.jpg

 

[UberMore]

"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a ************ before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
-Jules, Pulp Fiction

This.

 

[Davey Woo]

"Achoo... Oh sorry I'm just allergic to bullshit!" - iRobot
Love that line.

 

[mlbslugger06]

"Valentine's Day was a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap" - Joel Barish

Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind

 

[TheLazyKnight]

We can't stop here, this is bat country.

 

[DJude]

"THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!"

too easy .... well, either that or another line from that movie, "SPARTANS! what is your profession?" [spartan warriors] "HUA! HUA! HUA!!"

 

[axia777]

Roy Batty(Blade Runner) - "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die."