NameIsRobertPaulson said:
NEVER EVER EVER EVER MIX TEQUILA WITH OTHER HARD LIQUOR. EVER!
And now I'm going to try this.
Me, I like vodka. Cheap, easy, mix it with any old soft-drink and you've got a cheap, delicious drink.
Just don't go cheaper than Schmirnoff (Although Tovaritch! is nice). It's like drinking bleach.
Worst night I had, I drank all night out on the town with my mates, we ended up getting a taxi back to our neighbourhood, we were going to do a McDonalds run, but then one of my mates decided he needed to piss behind the supermarkets skip bin.
I was out of it, so I sort of collapsed in a trolley (Not the baby seat-real men lie down head first). A few minutes later, I woke up and one of my other friends was pushing me up the ramp of the car-park, with the intent of sending me down. With a speedbump at the bottom.
I of course, being retardedly drunk, and incredibly stupid while drunk, thought this was a great plan with no chance of spinal injuries. Fortunately, a police car rolled up, and told us to get off the ramp, and go home. And then we left (Leaving behind our mate who was trying to give them his ID while they were trying to tell him to just get off the ramp).
And that's why you don't fall asleep in a shopping trolley kids.