Your favorite video game merchants

[wrecker77]

He's so cute. And he buys all my stuff.

awww. what game is he from because i swear i know him form somewhere!

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.

Although there are also Scamp Daedra in Oblivion, so you may have seen one there.

i thought oblivion but then i remembered i never saw scamps indoors. except that one quest with the staff but the interior of the house looked different. never played morrowind so i dont know what ime thinking of.

 

[Harold Donchee]

WHAT ARE YA BUYIN' STRANGER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXx0qwe0wc

wow haha that was hilarious. The lady in the minivan was good. What are ya sellin? Nothin!!

 

[Pezzer]

Deekin.

He was your comapanion in NWN1 and a merchant in 2.

He is so pathetic it's hilarious.

 

[wrecker77]

This thread is now officially about how awesome the RE4 merchant is.

chould you picture the merc. getting arrested?

Officer shmoe: sir can we have a word?
What are ya buying?
are you trying to sell me drugs?
what are ya selling?
what!?
*opens coat*
HESE GOT GUNS
seya around
*throws smoke bomb*

 

[Seydaman]

WHAT ARE YA BUYIN' STRANGER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXx0qwe0wc

oh that was Hilarius

 

[wrecker77]

mega 64 is great. takes some balls to do that in public.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I liked The Three Brothers Trade Goods in the Imperial City. Then they acused me of stealing. Bastards

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Jumping on the RE4 merchant bandwagon

 

[smokeybearsb]

mega 64 is great. takes some balls to do that in public.

Some of them are funny but others are more like eh.... The Shadow of the Colossus one is hilarious, it will jump from scene to scene and the monster is just growling. It's so funny.

OT: The weird half-creature thing in Star Wars KoTOR.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Smilin' Jack. I only found him this morning, and he was the only Raider who didn't unload their guns on me. I did kill him for his Terrible Shotgun, but for the short while I knew him he seemed like a pretty upright guy. And he has a cool name.

 

[PhantomCritic]

Spoiler

What else can i say

EDIT: god that turned out a lot bigger than I had hoped... Sorry about that

EDIT2: oh hey that spoiler/pic combo worked woot

This...this.

Edit: Drat I've been ninja'd countless times on this one.

 

[snoopy7393]

Got a lot of good things on sale stranger!

 

[TheCameraman]

He's so cute. And he buys all my stuff.

I see your scamp merchant and raise a Mudcrab merchant.

Spoiler: The rich Mudcrab

 

[wrecker77]

ive been spending time to find a slim cognito vid that isnt in french!

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

He's so cute. And he buys all my stuff.

I see your scamp merchant and raise a Mudcrab merchant.

Spoiler: The rich Mudcrab

I always wondered where that thing was.
Still, does it have as wonderful dialogue as Creeper?

He has Booze!

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Spoiler

What else can i say

EDIT: god that turned out a lot bigger than I had hoped... Sorry about that

EDIT2: oh hey that spoiler/pic combo worked woot

Hell, that's what I was going to say, but if you want to talk about a merchant that doesn't fuck about...

A toffee for you if you know who that is.

 

[vamp rocks]

GAMETRADERS ROBINA!!

 

[TheCameraman]

He's so cute. And he buys all my stuff.

I see your scamp merchant and raise a Mudcrab merchant.

Spoiler: The rich Mudcrab

I always wondered where that thing was.
Still, does it have as wonderful dialogue as Creeper?

He has Booze!

Well, it's a tad difficult to explain where he is, so I suggest you look him up on youtube, think there are a few videos on how to find him there. All I remember is that he is on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere east of Vivec.

Don't think he has any dialogue though, but he buys anything and he has 10000 gold to trade for, twice as much as scamp. Oh, and his gold refills every 24 hours.

Got rich from selling all my glass gear to him. :3

 

[TundraWolf]

My favorite? Definitely gotta give it to Little Jacob from GTA4. You can call him up any time to drive over and sell you some heat, all with a delightfully entertaining accent.

"Ay, me breda!"