Your favorite video game merchants

[MiracleOfSound]

Moira Brown- just joking.

I have a soft spot for gay lovers Flak and Shrapnel, selling weapons by day and polishing eachother's gun barrels by night.

 

[wrecker77]

can we please not talk about the re4 merchent. now i have

"what are ya buyin" stuck in my head!

 

[Syndef]

Hell, that's what I was going to say, but if you want to talk about a merchant that doesn't fuck about...

A toffee for you if you know who that is.

Isn't that the merchant from Link's Awakening for the Gameboy Color?

You can steal items from the guy by running around in circles until his gaze loses track of you, and then you can run out the door. If you come back, he will be pissed and kill you with a beam of light.

 

[AllHailTheAltmer]

Thoronir, the proprietor of The Copious Coinpurse in Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. He's got a great shop, is part of a pretty cool sidequest, and ever read the note on his desk? Epic stuff.

 

[wrecker77]

Thoronir, the proprietor of The Copious Coinpurse in Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. He's got a great shop, is part of a pretty cool sidequest, and ever read the note on his desk? Epic stuff.

the hangover note? thats evereywhere. like love notes.

 

[RavingPenguin]

Moira Brown- just joking.

I already covered that bidge, and caught alot of crap for it.

 

[TheSentinel]

Crazy Wolfgang. He is, after all, the craziest of all possible Wolfgangs.

 

[wrecker77]

Crazy Wolfgang. He is, after all, the craziest of all possible Wolfgangs.

he sells junk. in an apocolipse that chould be useful to rebuild society. he is the sanest of all wolfgangs!

 

[Lynx]

Beedle in Zelda WW.
"Thaaaaank youuuuu!"

 

[skyfire_freckles]

He's so cute. And he buys all my stuff.

I see your scamp merchant and raise a Mudcrab merchant.

Spoiler: The rich Mudcrab

I always wondered where that thing was.
Still, does it have as wonderful dialogue as Creeper?

He has Booze!

Well, it's a tad difficult to explain where he is, so I suggest you look him up on youtube, think there are a few videos on how to find him there. All I remember is that he is on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere east of Vivec.

Don't think he has any dialogue though, but he buys anything and he has 10000 gold to trade for, twice as much as scamp. Oh, and his gold refills every 24 hours.

Got rich from selling all my glass gear to him. :3

I reccomend the UESP wiki, they have maps.
And you're a fucking liar, he doesn't buy clothes, ingredients or moon sugar. He has plenty of dialogue, he's a drunken talking mudcrab merchant, you got a problem with that?

 

[theultimateend]

Spoiler

What else can i say

EDIT: god that turned out a lot bigger than I had hoped... Sorry about that

EDIT2: oh hey that spoiler/pic combo worked woot

That merchant was such an asshole. I wish he'd not have talked in between EVERY purchase .

 

[Magnatek]

So i was going through my games and i realized something. I havent played an rpg in a long ass time. So i booted up this old ps2 game i never played for some reason. Its called Shadow hearts: from the new world. Great game even if you dont like rpg's. But thats not what i am talking about here.

There are these 2 homosexuel (ime not critisizing them, they openly admit this and make remarks like "All the boys are so underdressed. I might get accidently scuduced...again".) motorcycle drivers that serve as a merchant and someone who lets you customize how you use magic. and theses guys show up evereywhere. my favorite was when you are exploring this sunken pirate ship in the middle of the ocean and you can find them in the ship. Its hilarious because not only do they actually hit on you at the worst time, they are completely chill thaeir on a sunken ship where you are their only customer. And it doesnt stop their from new yourk they show up on your travles in the grand canyon, chicago, alkatraz prison, ancint mexican ruins and many more locations.

Oh, you mean, "Just Us Guys"? Those guys were something I didn't expect in a game, but, then again, I never played Shadow Hearts before then. Anyway, I like the armor merchants in the Imperial City in Oblivion. They hate each other, but they sell armor like no one else.

[small]One day, those two will fight, and I will be there.[/small]

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Spoiler

What else can i say

EDIT: god that turned out a lot bigger than I had hoped... Sorry about that

EDIT2: oh hey that spoiler/pic combo worked woot

That merchant was such an asshole. I wish he'd not have talked in between EVERY purchase .

Officially Shunned.... Shhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunn!!!!

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Slim Cognito from Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando.

 

[TheCameraman]

He's so cute. And he buys all my stuff.

I see your scamp merchant and raise a Mudcrab merchant.

Spoiler: The rich Mudcrab

I always wondered where that thing was.
Still, does it have as wonderful dialogue as Creeper?

He has Booze!

Well, it's a tad difficult to explain where he is, so I suggest you look him up on youtube, think there are a few videos on how to find him there. All I remember is that he is on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere east of Vivec.

Don't think he has any dialogue though, but he buys anything and he has 10000 gold to trade for, twice as much as scamp. Oh, and his gold refills every 24 hours.

Got rich from selling all my glass gear to him. :3

I reccomend the UESP wiki, they have maps.
And you're a fucking liar, he doesn't buy clothes, ingredients or moon sugar. He has plenty of dialogue, he's a drunken talking mudcrab merchant, you got a problem with that?

Terribly sorry about that then, been around 3-4 years since I last played Morrowind.
Anyway, I just checked, and yes indeed, he does have dialogue, my bad.

 

[Birras]

How has noone mentioned the walls from CoD:WaW Nazi Zombies?

 

[Rusty Bucket]

He's so cute. And he buys all my stuff.

Holy crap, i loved creeper! Was he the one you could sell money to?

 

[wrecker77]

Slim Cognito from Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando.

you and me are the only ones supporting him. weil start an underground against the merchent from re4!

 

[wrecker77]

How has noone mentioned the walls from CoD:WaW Nazi Zombies?

he is a douchebag.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Come back when you're a little *MMMMM* richer.

I agree with this.
"You want it?"

Also:
WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUUUES!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!