Your Favorite Zero Punctuation Quote
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"..And when manually aiming my pistol seemed more accurate than my rifle because my rifle sights look like I'm aiming down a F***ING BRICK" - New Vegas Review
Oh I almost choked to death laughing.
Oh I almost choked to death laughing.
Hahahaha, I love that one. Sound logic.DevilWolf47 said:
I like any of the ones where he belittles me and says something along the lines of 'yay for you'. It's just funny. And I like the metaphores he uses; I'm a fan of metaphores and use them frequently in my daily speech, which confuses the hell of the people who don't talk to me often enough to know that that's just what I do.
not especially my favourite, but:
Dead space 2
Everyone is as attached to their limbs as that mountain climber guy
Dead space 2
Everyone is as attached to their limbs as that mountain climber guy
"Other ways to tempt fate in this universe include wearing a helmet, not having a sense of humor, and basically being anyone but the kind of person who would replace their genitals with a minigun if they thought they could get away with it and find something else they could piss out of."
"Sometimes, popular things are popular for a reason: Because they're good. Or because Will Smith is in it."
-Gears of War 2
"Sometimes, popular things are popular for a reason: Because they're good. Or because Will Smith is in it."
-Gears of War 2
"OH PISSING BLIMEY, THERE'S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!!!"- Amnesia: The Dark Descent
"Anyway, here's America's latest virginal howler monkey sex fantasy, Call of Duty: Black Ops. Another opportunity for the Call of Duty franchise to wave military hardware in our faces and go 'PHWOARR!!!'" - Call of Duty: Black Ops
"I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!"- Darksiders
"God knows what would happen if you spread Branston pickle on No More Heroes, possibly the universe would explode. And it would be awesome."- No More Heroes
"Anyway, here's America's latest virginal howler monkey sex fantasy, Call of Duty: Black Ops. Another opportunity for the Call of Duty franchise to wave military hardware in our faces and go 'PHWOARR!!!'" - Call of Duty: Black Ops
"I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!"- Darksiders
"God knows what would happen if you spread Branston pickle on No More Heroes, possibly the universe would explode. And it would be awesome."- No More Heroes
This may have already been said, but from the Just Cause 2 review:
"Just Cause 2's relationship with realism is limited to a fleeting farewell peck on the cheek before leaping aboard Leprechaun flight 101 to the dark side of Mars"
That's my favorite ZP quote.
"Just Cause 2's relationship with realism is limited to a fleeting farewell peck on the cheek before leaping aboard Leprechaun flight 101 to the dark side of Mars"
That's my favorite ZP quote.
Wow... I was ninja'd many times here. The Halo Wars rant at the end was so damn hilarious I laughed so long and hard I could barely breathe. And I played back that very part just to laugh again.
Anyway, I'll pick one of the others oens I liked, probably for the animation with it.
"One time my health was low but not dangerously low so I was going to take a small herb to keep me going when I see my partner rushing towards me with a valuable large herb. Now when you're running from your support character with more desperate terror than you've felt for any of the actual monsters, something has obviously gone wrong somewhere."
RE 5
That had me snickering for ages. I replayed it over too just to re enjoy it.
Anyway, I'll pick one of the others oens I liked, probably for the animation with it.
"One time my health was low but not dangerously low so I was going to take a small herb to keep me going when I see my partner rushing towards me with a valuable large herb. Now when you're running from your support character with more desperate terror than you've felt for any of the actual monsters, something has obviously gone wrong somewhere."
RE 5
That had me snickering for ages. I replayed it over too just to re enjoy it.
Let me just transcribe my thought process at the time. "Dum de dum. Well this isn't very scary. Oh look, physics! I can throw chairs around like a removal man who completely stopped giving a shit. Doors blowing open in the wind? Yawn-o-rama. Guess I'll just look upstairs then I might as well little bit. Nope, nothing much up here either. I'll just go back and... Woah, what was that thing I just glimpsed running down a hallway? I don't know but it looked cross about something so I think I'll go down this other hallway instead. Oh, it's blocked. Guess I'll turn around and WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! AUGH RUN RUN RUN RUN I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO MESS YOUR CHAIRS UP OH PISSING BLIMEY THERE'S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS"
I know that when't on for a while but the whole is just so funny.
I know that when't on for a while but the whole is just so funny.
"I still think it'd have been more credible if the villains had been an army of disgruntled insect people from the Earth's core... *long pause* ... *everyone looks around expectantly* ... Wearing silly hats!"
From Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X.
Gets me every time.
From Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X.
Gets me every time.
This. This is the single greatest thing Yahtzee has ever uttered. And yes, it was Dante's Inferno.Cryogenic_Echelon said:
The entire Demons's's's Souls.
-I immedietly turned the corner and was flattened by a giant turd monster...Things weren't going very well.
-No shit Buttmuch
-...Where this lady with pancakes stitched to her face...
Just a couple of examples of his awesomness
-I immedietly turned the corner and was flattened by a giant turd monster...Things weren't going very well.
-No shit Buttmuch
-...Where this lady with pancakes stitched to her face...
Just a couple of examples of his awesomness
"You're wearing your armour in a pocket of your armour!!" -RE5
"'I'm not a fanboy-' ...yes you are." -Mailbox
"To put it charitably - the game is fucking ugly." -The Conduit
"BEDEEP BEDEEP BEDEEP BEDEEP" -The Conduit
"'I'm not a fanboy-' ...yes you are." -Mailbox
"To put it charitably - the game is fucking ugly." -The Conduit
"BEDEEP BEDEEP BEDEEP BEDEEP" -The Conduit