Your favorite Zero Punctuation review?

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Ace of Spades

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Assassin's Creed. "First you have to walk all the way down from your home base on the top of a FUCKING mountain at the start of every FUCKING mission..."
 

pcload1etter

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Fallout 3
Tomb Raider

I got my girlfriend the "STONKING GREAT" shirt after watching the review. :D She fills it out quite well!
 

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Easily STALKER Clear Sky. It summed up everything that was wierd and wonderful about the game and nicely highlighted the powers of the mystical quick save key.

Plus it reffered to Sausage Rolls...one of which I could murder right now :p
 

El Danny

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His 1st Tomb Raider review, I nearly cried at one point. Closely followed by Clive Barkers Clives Barkers Jeicho by Clive Barker.
 

Dr. Paine

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pcload1etter said:
Fallout 3
Tomb Raider

I got my girlfriend the "STONKING GREAT" shirt after watching the review. :D She fills it out quite well!
Oh god, I forgot that one xD

I'm a girl and I still found it absolutely hilarious...

Oh, and Jericho. First ZP I ever watched, and one I still go back to when I need a laugh. (It also helps that it ended with one of my favorite songs.)
 

soapyshooter

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why do all new members start out with this topic?

To answer your question: Halo 3 and COD MW1. Oh and halo wars "as the chinese zookeeper said to last male panda on earth, FUCK THAT" (hope i didnt butcher that quote)
 

Anticitizen_Two

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Wolfenstein wins because of the limericks, but honorable mentions go to Duke Nukem Forever and the Mailbag Showdown.
 

Howlingwolf214

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They're all full of cynicism, rubbish and improperly backed up opinions.

And yet, I love them. I can't really pick out a favorite, each of them is funny.
 

Byakuren

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Mailbag Showdown, Mercenaries 2, Too Human, The World Ends With You and the Prince of Persia trilogy.

I guess I actually owe him for giving me the final push to at last give Sands of Time a go. Loved every second of it and I now regard the trilogy as some of the most enjoyable games of the last generation.