Your favourite game character is ringing your doorbell.....

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kickyourass

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Ezio and I'll probably end up on a roud trip, on our way to try and sleep with every (Legal age) woman on the planet.
 

Godhead

Dib dib dib, dob dob dob.
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Free Thinker said:
Urf the Manatee! I thought you had di-...
Oh...
It's you.
I don't like your avatar good sir/madam.

OT: ....... Uuuuuhhhhhhh ........ (insert generic but super super sexy female character so the two of us can bang forever more)

Edit: <_< forgot my avatar isn't Yoko any more sorry. :/
 

technoted

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Grom Hellscream, I'd probably shit myself in terror, scream "Lok'Tar Ogar, for the Horde!" and then Jizz in my pants before heading upstairs picking up my axe and saying "And my axe!". Then I'd help him kill whatever the hell he wanted to kill and ask if he can help me get some Demon Blood.
 

TheWwwizard

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Samus Aran is at my door, we watch zombie movies, she shows me how the power armor works, we fly around in her ship... Ok so I'd probably try to sleep with her too, but that's not the point...
 

bossfight1

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Tali'zorah! What a surprise! Here's some anti-biotics and herbal supplements, uh, let's go.
 

Gigaguy64

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I have two favorite characters.

Hector from Fire Emblem.

If he showed up at my door id make sure it wasn't to kill me, if not then we would become bros.

And Samus from Metroid.
If it was Samus.......
.....oh Samus............
*drools*
 

pulse2

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I'm suprised master chief hasn't visited anyone yet, what a selfish b*****d
 

Luke5515

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It would be the Lone Wanderer.
First I would be concerned because I have no doorbell.
Next we would chat through sentences that appear in my mind.
Finally, after realizing that I have no quests or loot, he would leave. Or kill me and steal all my worldly possessions. Depends on karma.
 

Frotality

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as i cant narrow it down to one favorite, Dr. Breen, HK-47, Irenicus, and Peppy Hare have all arrived for the party.

the party consists of killing meatbags and doing barrel rolls.
 

ahrnygoose

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Cooking Mama will make me a sandwich

Bucky O'Hare shows up and we travel through space fighting evil toads.
 

there is no spoon

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Nilson from the first Mercenaries(not the abomination that he is in the second game). It would probably go something like this, *thudding at the door* Okay, Okay I'm coming. Just who in the world is...sweet Jesus, Allah, Moses, Buddha, and Zeus!!! Then I die and my little sisters pay him his money and he leaves.
 

EHKOS

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Well, he's in a TV series too, but considering Crash Bandicoot being over would just be awkward, I'mma going with Ninja Ninja from Afro Samuri. Fuuuuuuun times :p
 

DirgeNovak

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I'd have Daxter sit on my shoulder and scratch him while laughing at mordidly obese people.
 

Sinclair Solutions

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John Marston, I shall ask him insider and we will talk about everything. Farming, his days as a bandit, his values and morals. Al the shit they talked about on the horseback rides during the missions. Maybe we'll play some cards or Liar's Dice.