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Winston Churchill
Drunk Churchill is walking through the city in the night, ugly looking woman comes up to him and says "YOU SIR ARE DRUNK" in an overly insulting tone to which Churchill replies "Yes, and you are ugly, only tomorrow when we wake i shall be sobre, yet you shall still be ugly" Epic
 
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CokeColaForTheWIn said:
EspirituExterminatus said:


Ya just can't argue with results. Plus I always feel he gets a undeserved bad reputation. Fucking propaganda.
Plus awesome moustache and his charisma was awesome! [sup]No cookie for reference.[/sup]
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i cannot compeat with this.
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Sir, I am very offended, however, that made me rofl a little.
 
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sogortheogre said:
Abraham Lincoln.

The greatest sorcerer of all time.
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Beat me to the punch.

Another would have to be Daniel Boone, he's one of America's best explorers....
 
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I would have to say Teddy Roosevelt also.
An assasin shot him in the chest just before a speech, and with the opener "I don't know if all of you fully realize I've just been shot", proceeded to deliver a speech. The bullet had passed through his jacket, the 100 page speech and glasses case in his pocket, and lodged in his lung wall. He then, after the speech, went to get surgery, just in case. There was no surgery, as at the hospital he remembered that more people die from the surgery than from the actual bullet himself.

#2 would be andrew jackson.
An assassin drew dual pistols, which both misfired because it had just rained, and he proceeded to nearly cane the poor basard to death with his hickory walking stick before his aids could drag him off.
 
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USMC Scout Sniper Carlos "Whitefeather" Hathcock. Look him up.

He put an improvised scope on a Browning .50 cal machine gun and used it as a sniper. (He is the reason they started making .50 caliber sniper rifles.) He killed an enemy sniper by shooting through it's scope. The North Vietnamese Army offered $30,000 for his death. He was in a vehicle that hit an anti-tank mine and he got knocked out, but when he woke up, he saved the lives of seven other marines even though he himself was suffering from severe burns. When he got back from Vietnam, he decided he wanted to go back. So he did.
 
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As a Cracked.com fan my vote has to go to Teddy Roosevelt. But people like Audie Murphy and Erwin Rommel cannot be overlooked.
 
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Beowulf DW said:
The Australians in WWII were pretty bad ass.
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This. The Australian Army in World War I and World War II were a bunch of fucking psychos. Massive respect, and I don't think they can be topped by anyone in the badass charts.

However, if we are talking individuals, then I'd go with Genghis Khan probably. But it's too hard to say.
 
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Rasputin... I mean, seriously, the shit this guy went through, being stabbed and mutilated, being poisoned and beaten and shot and the reason he died was because he could get to surface in time to breath.
 
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Bocaj2000 said:
CokeColaForTheWIn said:
EspirituExterminatus said:


Ya just can't argue with results. Plus I always feel he gets a undeserved bad reputation. Fucking propaganda.
Plus awesome moustache and his charisma was awesome! [sup]No cookie for reference.[/sup]
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i cannot compeat with this.
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I am also offended but shitting myself laughing.
Sir, I am very offended, however, that made me rofl a little.
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