Your favourite "In Soviet Russia..."

[Jonluw]

In Soviet Russia, computer turns YOU on!

Wait... My computer does that all the time...

OT: In Soviet Russia, bass fingers you.

I knew someone would say that

O_O

Which one?

Your first statement - true of many, I guess.

It's what the internet is for, after all.

 

[Zipa]

 

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[bassdrum]

In Soviet Russia, Communism is afraid of you!

This joke works best if you live in a capitalist society, specifically the USA circa the middle of the Cold War.

 

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[UltraDeth]

"In Soviet Russia" punches throw you! I made that up

 

[Zipa]

In Soviet Russia TV watches you.

 

[Mstrswrd]

In Soviet Russia, Loli Rapes you!

Normally, this is complete with a moderately well drawn picture of an underaged hentai chick raping a dude, but, one, it's NSFW to the extreme, and two, I lost the pic/de-motivational poster when my hard-drive crashed about 2 years ago, and have been unable to find it since.

 

[Wicky_42]

Spoiler: image snip

Edit: I really thought this one above was the best, but this next one I found just takes the whole goddamn cake:

Lol, both of those are great

Spoiler: my contribution

 

[Enemy Of The State]

In Soviet Russia, computer turns YOU on!

Wait... My computer does that all the time...

OT: In Soviet Russia, bass fingers you.

I knew someone would say that

O_O

Which one?

Your first statement - true of many, I guess.

It's what the internet is for, after all.

It is indeed.

 

[789buttercup]

In Soviet Russia "Yahtzee" DOESN'T ***** and complain. It's AWESOME!

 

[Undertoken]

In Soviet Russia "Yahtzee" DOESN'T ***** and complain. It's AWESOME!

Hmm... in Soviet Russia, posting Reversal Russia jokes fail at you!

 

[SirDerick]

In Capitalist America, Money says "in god we trust"
In soviet Russia, we have no money.

 

[pyrosaw]

In Soviet Russia, porn jerk off to you!

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

In Soviet Russia, hookers pay YOU!

 

[Orwellian37]

In Soviet Russia, sexy is not back. Sexy was never authorized to leave.

 

[Nickolai77]

"In America you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the party finds you!" - One of the original Soviet Russian jokes.