Your favourite "In Soviet Russia..."

[TheRundownRabbit]

Gotta go with the original.

Im America you can always find a party. In soviet russia The Party finds you!

No doubt about that, They actually have a contest in Russia where u take a shot of vodka then make a sandwich....repeat

 

[binvjoh]

In Soviet Russia, girl fucks you!

[Insert NSFW demotivational poster of the above statement.]

In Soviet Russia, girl mounts you!

 

[KyoFox]

In Soviet Russia, it's fairly chilly.

 

[theSovietConnection]

In Soviet Russia, the fool pities you!

 

[niege]

In soviet russia n00bs pwn you!

 

[ECasThat]

Dear lord. Don't let them hit me O_O

 

[The_ModeRazor]

In Soviet Russia...
YOU SHALL NOT PASS

>.>
<.<
*boom headshot*

 

[[.redacted]]

Dear lord. Don't let them hit me O_O

You win.

Everything.

I'm sorry I'd love to add the the conversation, but you just fucking do.

 

[greenslade]

In Soviet Russia, Communism is a well rounded and unflawed method of government!

 

[Dr.Sean]

In Soviet America, Obama's healthcare reforms YOU!
In Soviet Russia, video game plays YOU!
In Soviet Hogwarts, spell casts YOU!
In Soviet Russia, gun shoots YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Dane Cook still isn't funny.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

In soviet Russia, the ass rapes you!

One that my friend made up: In soviet Russia, the master bates you! (makes no sense I know)

 

[ECasThat]

-snip-

You win.

Everything.

I'm sorry I'd love to add the the conversation, but you just fucking do.

Thanks

 

[Amorphisbob]

 

[TeeBs]

 

[shadyh8er]

In Soviet Russia, hookers pay YOU!

That's Sweden actually.

OT: I like the Roses are Red one. It's been posted enough times, you can find it.

 

[AsianMafiaSin]

In Soviet Russia, forums are about YOU

 

[WaffleGod]

In Soviet Russia, state reforms you!

 

[The Night Shade]

In Soviet Russia Choppa gets YOU