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highwaychild

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Paget said:
My hous emates just chipped in with a Family Guy quote.

Walt Disney awakes form cyro sleep - Are the Jews gone?
Attendant - No sir.
Walt Disney - Put me back in.

He's still laughing now bless him ^^
Love this quote, I've not given this much thought but here are a few of my favourites. (PS anyone easily offended should probably look away the language will be....inventive)
1) "Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off" Malcolm Tucker from the Thick of It
2) "If some **** can fuck something up, that **** will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that ****'s a ****" Same man and source as the first one
3) "All animals are equal but some are more equal than others." Animal Farm
4) "If anyone is in marketing or advertising, kill yourself." The late great Bill Hicks
 
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-If you were my husband I would poison your tea
-If you were my wife I would drink it.

Because there isn't enough Churchill in this thread

'We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars' Oscar Wilde

'If it's too loud, you're too old' Aerosmith T-Shirt

'Sex is like a game of bridge, if you haven't got a good partner you'd better have a damn good hand.' Woody Allen
 

Rorschach II

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'Now I have become death, They destroyer of worlds'

I know it was quoted after the first atomic bomb went off but it also came from an ancient scripture. Which one again?
 

Shoggoth2588

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Death: WHAT IS THAT FEELING INSIDE OF YOUR HEAD OF WISTFUL REGRET THAT THINGS ARE THE WAY THEY APPARENTLY ARE?
Albert: "That's called 'sadness' master."
Death: ...I AM SADNESS...

Mort: Book

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A Scarab Walker destroys a Scorpion Tank with one attack

Marine 1: "Do you see this look? It's terror!"
Marine 2: "Marine, did I give you permission to *****?"

Halo 2: Game

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Harry: "Those your skis?"
Woman whose name I have forgotten: "Yeah"
Harry: "...Both of 'um?"

Dumb and Dumber: Movie

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TV Reporter: "So, how many moose have you spotted in the past seven years?"
Moose Spotter: "As of now, I have, at this point, spotted exactly no Moose."
TV Reporter: "Not a one?"
Moose Spotter: "Well I almost saw one."

Monty Python's Flying Circus: TV show

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Burnt Face Man: "Yes God. Sorry God. Won't happen again God."

Burnt Face Man episode 8: flash cartoon

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Mom: "That was a good movie ... how do you rewind it?" (said after watching a DVD)

This was said in real life
 

Toaster Hunter

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Viper1265 said:
less of a quote and more of a speech but still great nonetheless.






Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds.

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.

The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.

It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan
That, my friend, is awesome.

My personal favorite:

I reject your reality and substitute my own.
-Adam Savage
 

Xingnor

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under_score said:
rabidmidget said:
"Time is relative, lunch time doubly so." -Ford Prefect
Douglas Adams was a comic genius, lets leave it at that.
"In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
I love all of Douglas Adams work.

But i think the quote is
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so"

I love quotes so ive got a few :p ill try to limit my self

"If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."
- Abraham Maslow

"The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble."
-Ellen DeGeneres

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
-Unknown

"Don't Take Life to seriously, You'll Never Get Out Alive"
-Unknown

And a few Douglas Adams Quotes :p

"l love deadlines, I love the whooshing sound they make when they go by"
-Douglas Adams

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
-Douglas Adams

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
-Douglas Adams

"I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?"
-Douglas Adams

Done now :p
 

lewism247

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IdealistCommi said:
camokkid said:
IdealistCommi said:
Stay gold Ponyboy, stay gold

~ Outsiders.

God I love that quote
one of the best books ever hands down
Completely agreed
Never read it.What's it about?

OP:"Life's but a walking shadow,a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and is heard no more.It is a tale told by an idiot,full of sound and fury.Signifying nothing"
Macbeth,Act 5 scene 5
 

alygishere

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Deshara said:
alygishere said:
Deshara said:
"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up.
You see this?
This... is my BOOMSTICK"

If you need to be told who said this, you need help
Help me!
This clip has it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYPhPGS46NM
Strangely enough they don't have the movie on youtube, though they have the first two.
Thank you , now I know , I shall be forever grateful.
 

Availible

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"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass"

and also

"Listen! Do you smell something?"
from Ghostbusters
 

aakibar

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Carthage Must DIE!-Cato during the punic wars
I cam i saw I conquered-Caesar
Alea jacta est-Caesar
 

B4D 9R4MM3R

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"It is time you saw the future... while you still have human eyes." - Kane, Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun
 

w-Jinksy

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"thats ridiculous theres no such things as trolls"
"then how do you explain all the dead unicorns?"

from metalocalypse or even the "thats my bread and butter your fuc*ing with" line most of metalocalypse is made of pure awesome.