Your favourite trolling lines (don't be offended people)

[Flutterguy]

Well its been along time since I trolled on WoW but here is my favourite macro I had made:
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so whats your favourite?

EDIT: trolling for anygame, just mention which one you used it on.

 

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[SammiYin]

I'm gonna throw in either tea bagging, or flat out denying that something happened [eg, me losing] always has funny results.

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

I love when someone states that "*insert game/movie/book/music* is the WORST *genre* EVER!!", specifically on a fan page for the media.

That person has therefore certainly seen/played/read/listened to EVERY movie/game/book/song that has LITERALLY EVER EXISTED in order to make such a bold claim, right?

 

[Flutterguy]

I don't see teabagging as trolling more of a display of skill over your opponent.

 

[oldmeme]

I just love those loveable trolls who prod fun at the touchy fps gamers, like saying "I win!" after the round ends and he's at the bottom rank. Smarter people laugh, others get hilariously pissy for absolutely no reason. Glorious.

 

[Irriduccibilli]

Well for me, I just love trolling on Omegle and mormon.org (although they are starting to counter-troll on mormon.org now). I also tend to troll several friends on facebook

 

[SammiYin]

I don't see teabagging as trolling more of a display of skill over your opponent.

True, but the amount people harp on about it when you do, talk about sore losers.

 

[TheHappySquid]

I used to do the whiny kid routine from this


on Call of Duty. My friends had to turn their mics off to stop laughing. Other people in the lobby would get so ridiculously angry.

Good times.

 

[Flutterguy]

I don't see teabagging as trolling more of a display of skill over your opponent.

True, but the amount people harp on about it when you do, talk about sore losers.

Damn they really need a sarcastica font for this forum.

 

[F'Angus]

I like saying "bang" or "knife" seconds before I kill people... in the end you say it and see people just turn around looking for you.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Personally, I'm a fan of "LEEEROY... NNNNNJEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIINS" myself, but I'm also prone to Rick Rolling and the occassional "U Mad bro?" online... Especially on CoD!

...I also make references in almost everything I say, which can piss people off...

 

[Booze Zombie]

Oh, I don't have favourites... they just strike me at the time, it works better on improv, anyway.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Well, my friends used to troll in Halo 3 by singing random songs in really high-pitched voices in the pre-game lobbies.

Let's face it, it was Halo. Most of them probably had it coming anyway.

 

[SammiYin]

I don't see teabagging as trolling more of a display of skill over your opponent.

True, but the amount people harp on about it when you do, talk about sore losers.

Damn they really need a sarcastica font for this forum.

Yea they really do.

Another thing I like doing is fuelling flame wars between people online, it's hilarious.

 

[Merkavar]

the last time i trolled anyone good they were talking about a new starwars game. so i said that starship troopers was better than starwars.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

When I get pissed off at someone on my team when playing Call of Duty (which happens fairly often) I'll walk around behind them while shooting in order to give away their position, trap them in corners while they're trying to camp, and push them out of the way/get in front of their scope whenever they try to line up a shot.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

I used to do the whiny kid routine from this


on Call of Duty. My friends had to turn their mics off to stop laughing. Other people in the lobby would get so ridiculously angry.

Good times.

Lol, my friends and I do that bit when we play call of duty online.

 

[jumb]

My favourite in WoW was "why do they call the horse invincible if you can see it?"

The other regular ones that confuse Zelda/Link and Samus/Metroid were always good for a laugh too.