Your favourite trolling lines (don't be offended people)

[Vandenberg1]

once you go black, you want your dignity back

 

[rabidmidget]

Flop it out on chat roulette

Once on a TF2 server we made some cocky kid get really mad when we kept asking him about free weapons he was supposedly offering.

 

[Mute52]

It's called an Xbox 360, because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away!

WoW was the first MMO


Gets 'em everytime

 

[wolas3214]

Back in my WoW days i'd camp.
In my HoN days i'd pick scout( AND GO MID!!! )
In my CoD days id teabag
In real life i give people an empty pack of gum and walk away
In the afterlife im going to haunt the shit out of people.

 

[Rooster893]

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You say it after everything they say.​

Give them the Stone Cold Salute to top it off!

 

[Rooster893]

u mad bro?

It is THE greatest thing to say after you have pushed some buttons like a 4 year old.

 

[Austin Howe]

Just say "Twincest is Wincest."

 

[FollowUp]

I don't see teabagging as trolling more of a display of skill over your opponent.

have you ever seen someone attempt to teabag? Typically it's about 5 feet away from your corpse, and it's really just a series of spasms.

 

[crazy_egyptian]

THIS. SENTENCE. IS. FALSE.


Don't think about it, don't think about it, don't think about it...

Spoiler: How are you holding up?

Because I'M A POTATO!​

 

[gabmed]

THIS. SENTENCE. IS. FALSE.


Don't think about it, don't think about it, don't think about it...

Spoiler: How are you holding up?

Because I'M A POTATO!​

Portal 2 has a bunch of excellent trolling quotations.

"Science isn?t about why, it?s about why not. You ask: Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won?t hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired."

 

[crazy_egyptian]

THIS. SENTENCE. IS. FALSE.


Don't think about it, don't think about it, don't think about it...

Spoiler: How are you holding up?

Because I'M A POTATO!​

Portal 2 has a bunch of excellent trolling quotations.

"Science isn?t about why, it?s about why not. You ask: Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won?t hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired."

My personal favourite:

"Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice tha lab-boys gave me: do not get covered in the repulsion gel! We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one and it does not like the human skeleton.