Your first Order as God Emperor.

[mrhappyface]

Congragulations! You are now the Emperor of a Empire numbering in the Quadrillions! You have a cult dedicated to you, an army numbering in the trillions, near infinite resources, and ultra high tech technology! Now what is your first command!?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Make me a sandwich.

 

[El Poncho]

Bring me cake.(or chips(real chips! not crisps)). Depends what I feel like eating.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

To abolish the cult of worshippers.
Then to create a ruling council, step down as Emperor, and elect a new Emperor, chosen by the 12 member council, of which I am now a member.
Then my Terrna Council, and the Terran Empire, is as it should be, again.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[WrongSprite]

Everyone jump up and down at the same time, and we'll see what happens.

 

[Blind0bserver]

Simple. Anyone that ever uses the phrase "I did it for teh lulz" as justification for anything gets fired out of a cannon into the sun, no questions asked.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

Genocide!

 

[Susano]

Damn, I know how this ends...
But before that, I would order everyone, apart from a smallish honour guard, to leave me in peace if I ever try to do anything.
After that, I would try to make the Impirium actually WORK.

 

[sniperworm]

I'd issue an order to invade all other countries just to enforce they drive on the correct side of the road. (Brit )

 

[RyQ_TMC]

I'll nominate a regent and use the resources to spend the rest of my days fulfilling my childhood dreams.

 

[effilctar]

Raise an army of krul to replace my pathetic army of trillions. I might even go as far to create a few Khali. I would then wage war on the rest of the world.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Make me a drink. Grape juice... Piping hot.

If you get the ref, I love you (but no cookies!)

 

[TheAmazingTGIF]

Outlaw stupidity, the penalty being slave labor for eternity (or death, which ever comes second)

 

[CNKFan]

To eradicate the Orkz!
EDIT: Am I the only one to know that this is a Warhammer 40k thing?

 

[CptPanda29]

There would only be two rules in my utopia.

1. Obey all rules.
2. Ignore the first rule.

 

[thenoblegaunt]

Bring me the greatest taco ever made!
Tacos Rule!

 

[Mr_spamamam]

Make me a drink. Grape juice... Piping hot.

If you get the ref, I love you (but no cookies!)

Nice. Have you ever seen Saladfingers? made by the same bloke but much darker than burnt face man.

The first commandment would be to bring me a puppy and a catapualt