Your first Order as God Emperor.

[Wither]

Use all my technology and resources and gather all the the heads of science and religion and philosophy to prove once and for whether there is a god

You are god, remember?

good point. well...that saved me alot of time, thanks!
in that case.....i wil create an entire world that is just a planet-sized ball of blackcurrant jelly

 

[WolfThomas]

Abolish the role and title of God Emperor and disband the cult, well maybe I try and fix some of the worlds problem before I get rid of all that. That might take some time, so I'm going to need a luxurious palace and hundreds of females to help me relax when I'm not fixing the world. People are obviously going to oppose me so I guess I need to imprison them and I'm going to need a fanatically loyal bodyguard, and that palace is going to need to be a fortress and...

 

[pirateninj4]

I'd give over power to someone else and go find a planet covered in snowy mountains and then just snowboard all day.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I would get a thousand space marines to carry me everywhere on my throne. I'd just sit there and play xbox all day and have the entire population of mankind worship me. I'd also have someone bring a radio and put system of a down on at full blast... I want an army of space marines now...

 

[Numb1lp]

Simple. Anyone that ever uses the phrase "I did it for teh lulz" as justification for anything gets fired out of a cannon into the sun, no questions asked.

As good as that sounds, I don't think that would be brutal enough. I mean, that should get at least some form of public excection.

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

Get everyone in china to jump at once. Because apparently (I don't know if its true or not) if that happened the earth would come out of orbit.

 

[ZombieGenesis]

Bring me Japanese slave girls!

... well I was honest.

 

[SirDeadly]

Raise an army of krul to replace my pathetic army of trillions. I might even go as far to create a few Khali. I would then wage war on the rest of the world.

Someones been reading the Night Angel Trilogy.
I would order the ppl to sacrifice a lamb and then eat it at a feast to celebrate my awesomeness!

 

[Knife-28]

Lauch Micheal Atkinson into the sun with a giant catupult.

 

[madmatt]

Congragulations! You are now the Emperor of a Empire numbering in the Quadrillions! You have a cult dedicated to you, an army numbering in the trillions, near infinite resources, and ultra high tech technology! Now what is your first command!?

Eliminate your, and everyone who responds gene pools from existance to stop threads like this from being made.

Bit harsh, you are

The right to be a jerk is a sacred privelage, dont you ever forget it.

But you abuse it, also, I don't know why you think its a bad thread, it's a pretty cool one.

There is no such thing as 'abusing the right to be a jerk', because that means you are taking other people into consideration, which an expert jerk knows better than.

Also its a pretty uninteresting thread, the guy who made it is just taking advantage of peoples idiotic nature whereby they think their opinion is worth hearing.

you really are bastard aren't you?

You cant even begin to imagine guy.

Then why the hell are you even on here? This forum is a place for people to share their opinions, which you obviously disapprove of.

oh boo hoo.
You cant tell me what to do.A forum is actually a place where one goes to acquire entertainment, which is what Im doing.

No, you're being a trolling douchebag now. And that's not what forums are for

Oh Im sorry, and your moderator privelages are what exactly ? Dont presume you can tell me or anyone else what "forums are for".

Its also surprising you equate being rude with trolling, perhaps you're just a nancy boy.

says the person calling names? In any case you said you wanted to eliminate people who reply to this thread - I suppose you can start with yourself?

I would also fill a swimming pool with chocolate sauce and make it free for all

 

[Wintermoot]

Muslims and the middle east in general can go die.

Hey, I'm in the Middle East and am not Muslim! Btw, what the heck is wrong with muslims anyway?

some of them are a tad INSANE (not all of them just some of them)

 

[dalek sec]

Throw Micheal Atkinson into the Warp.

 

[SuperGilfer]

1) My Imperial Anthem will be by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
2) Dave Barry [http://www.davebarry.com/] will be my speech-writer.
3) And Dr. McNinja [http://drmcninja.com] will be my personal physician.

What more could you ask for?

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Nuke nintendo, publically execute Hannah Montana, the Jonas brothers and the entire cast of Twilight then put it on Youtube, combine the PS3, 360 and PC into a super gaming system, make all hot woman present their boobies to me on command and let me do any one of them on command. Make me a sammich

 

[Doomsday11]

Use my incredible resources to find the secret to the meaning of life.Then ransom it of to other races in the galaxy also

Raise an army of krul to replace my pathetic army of trillions. I might even go as far to create a few Khali. I would then wage war on the rest of the world.

I take your krul and raise you an army of necrons