Your first Order as God Emperor.

[ostro-whiskey]

Also its a pretty uninteresting thread, the guy who made it is just taking advantage of peoples idiotic nature whereby they think their opinion is worth hearing.

Sorry, had to appreciate the irony of someone posting their opinion that anyone who posts their opinion is a dumbass because their opinion isn't worth hearing.

I think its more hypocrisy than irony, and its not an opinion its an observation.

Yeah, that's the word I'm looking for. Hypocrisy, not observation. It's definitely your opinion.

It is actually an observation, and its not very hard to notice, just look at all the idiots on twitter, facebook, myspace. The same principal is applied here when such a forum is made. The majority of these posts will never be read.

 

[Omikron009]

Order everyone, on every world that I'm in charge of, except for one guy, to all send the one guy an email at the same time. The message would be as follows:

"Sucks to be you, chump!"

 

[Jedamethis]

Replace my army with trillions of Crocodile men.
Then world domination of course.

 

[CyberGenesis]

To end the flow of the spice, SUCK IT CHOAM

 

[gynotikolobomass]

Invest in research to develop technology that allows one to get healthier the more they eat.
Regardless of what it is they are eating.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Two words: Carpet Bombing.



[sub]I have yet to figure out the where, or indeed the why beyond 'the suffering of thousands amuses me', but I'm sure one of you talented chaps can think up an excuse. First one to do so in an amusing fashion may change their name to 'Horus'.[/sub]

 

[Jaythulhu]

"Destroy Fox News".

Oh, and David Letterman.

 

[Kiju]

I...have no idea what I'd do.

Probably panic. Yeah, that sounds about right.

 

[siffty]

id hit some one and say start again

 

[JoR_Welshie]

Change my name to Leto Atreides II?

 

[GrimFandango92]

snap when i saw this thread earlier today it had like 8 posts but now, simply snap

if it were me I would have all school teach how awesome I am from primary/grade school onward all those who have faith shall be blessed all those who wished to serve in my name shall walk with me as an example to all others.
Kill the Mutant,Purge the Witch, Burn the Heretic!

also polygamy would be legalised

and I'd fix up all them poverty stricken counties

and of corse the standard convict fighting pit, anyone who does not wish to enter serves half of their orignial sentance with convict labour and farming.


true belivers would serve me directly acting as my connecting force to every and all of my followers

develope production of mecha mobile suits

my word is law, in a sense and I would get review copies for game

 

[Silva]

My arbitrary second order as God Emperor - resurrect Gandhi, and our new "democracy" must listen to everything he says.

"Melt down my crown. We are now a democracy."

The Sisters of Battle are to purge Fox News right now.

EXTERMINATE. DELETE, DELETE.

You like that idea or not?

Dalek Sec, I would not be quoting your Dalek overlords, alongside the Cybermen, if I did not approve of your sentiments. However, I would suggest that after purging, Fox News be flushed down the toilet, would it not create a paradox. In any case, the low efficiency in your suggestion demands that it is instead destroyed by laser cannons.

/parody

 

[SamFancyPants252]

something really simple and cheesy, and when it was done I would probably giggle with excitement.
Then contact Pimppeter2 and promptly invade France.

And then send the order to destory all Xbox 360s and Nintendo Wiis.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

snap when i saw this thread earlier today it had like 8 posts but now, simply snap

if it were me I would have all school teach how awesome I am from primary/grade school onward all those who have faith shall be blessed all those who wished to serve in my name shall walk with me as an example to all others.
Kill the Mutant,Purge the Witch, Burn the Heretic!

also polygamy would be legalised

and I'd fix up all them poverty stricken counties

and of course the standard convict fighting pit, anyone who does not wish to enter serves half of their original sentence with convict labour and farming.


true believers would serve me directly acting as my connecting force to every and all of my followers

develop production of mecha mobile suits

my word is law, in a sense and I would get review copies for game

All of these, are ingenious ideas. I just have something to add.
*ahem*
Bring me cupcakes!

I demand the drafting of a code of law of the world after I die that we may live in a world where I am not needed to protect freedom and ensure safety at the same time. (Still working on whether it should be a U.S. or U.K. modeled system of governing)

German shall be the language of humanity! You don't like that? You don't have to like it.

Bring forth the head of Walt Disney that I may play basketball!

I demand that all forms of Space Marine from video games be trained in separate areas and the winner of a tournament 30 years from now shall be the official Space Marine of the Imperium!

I'll get back to this later.

 

[Wither]

Use all my technology and resources and gather all the the heads of science and religion and philosophy to prove once and for whether there is a god

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Use all my technology and resources and gather all the the heads of science and religion and philosophy to prove once and for whether there is a god

You are god, remember?

 

[C117]

Get me those two cute girls in my class who ironically both share the same name. I'm gonna take them both on a date.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

Hunt down and Destroy Michael Atkinson, for my Own amusement.

 

[el sparko]

The song 'My way' would be illegal to sing unless you are one of the following persons;

1. Frank Sinatra (dead)
2. Sid Vicious (dead)
3. Louis Armstrong (dead)

Other songs (a list of which is too extensive for my to write here) will only be singable with the correct permit. Only I may give out permits and I am a very cruel judge.