Your first Order as God Emperor.
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First I would order the creation of an ornate massage chair as my throne. Then I would go about hunting down all the ultraconservative republicans.
Then I'd sit back in my chair and not move for about a month.
Then I'd sit back in my chair and not move for about a month.
1. Making a burrito sized egg roll
2. Fill said egg roll with water chestnuts, beansprouts, orange chicken and white rice.
3. drink RC with said egg roll
4. enjoy while burning people at the steak such as Dane Cook, Rush Limbaugh (or however you spell his name) with a fire fueled by burning the twilight Books.
5. When and if global warming take place, instate a ferry service run by Penguins and polar bears.
6. Sears Tower... (fuck willis) 1st 20 floors to be converted for paint ball. next 25 floors be converted for lazer tag. remaining floors are up for 'Negotiations'.
7. enforcing schools to hold back bad students until they've passed. (if they're going to argue about be left behind from all they're friends, well to bad, should have studied harder eh timmy?)
8. 1 strike for sex-offenders, if and when found guilty, are to be executed on the spot by means of swift round house kick by Chuck Norris.
9. recognize said Chuck Norris as independent nation and power.
10. Establish 1st Church Of : Chuck Norris, Bill Cosby, and Norse Mythology.
Any questions?
2. Fill said egg roll with water chestnuts, beansprouts, orange chicken and white rice.
3. drink RC with said egg roll
4. enjoy while burning people at the steak such as Dane Cook, Rush Limbaugh (or however you spell his name) with a fire fueled by burning the twilight Books.
5. When and if global warming take place, instate a ferry service run by Penguins and polar bears.
6. Sears Tower... (fuck willis) 1st 20 floors to be converted for paint ball. next 25 floors be converted for lazer tag. remaining floors are up for 'Negotiations'.
7. enforcing schools to hold back bad students until they've passed. (if they're going to argue about be left behind from all they're friends, well to bad, should have studied harder eh timmy?)
8. 1 strike for sex-offenders, if and when found guilty, are to be executed on the spot by means of swift round house kick by Chuck Norris.
9. recognize said Chuck Norris as independent nation and power.
10. Establish 1st Church Of : Chuck Norris, Bill Cosby, and Norse Mythology.
Any questions?
Don't you just wish he would use a chainsaw ONCE in Burn Notice?Furburt said:
Anyway, I'd blow up the world, myself included.
NO SURVIVORS!
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Carpet bomb the town of Faulconbridge in New South Wales. There is nowhere on Earth more boring than that town. Their biggest claim to fame is a train station. 'Nuff said.
Simple. "Ladies and gentlemen, our first order of business: The "Shitload" is now a legal unit of measurement. Thank you"
my first order would be for a complete list of everthing that is needed to keep the imperium running to be made. My second order would be to make a computer automaticallyto handle all that crap, everything that cant be solved with the Computer Of The God Emperer is "solved" with Space Marines, billions of them.
Declare universal Anarchy... Then make a benevolent dictatorship... then change back to anarchy, followed by two minutes of Communism, before reverting back to benevolent dictatorship, then from there I'll switch as my mood suggests.
Muslims and the middle east in general can go die.
Oh, also bring back System Shock 2, Nox, Myst, Populous, and all the other games I loved but can no longer play because they're too old.
Oh, also bring back System Shock 2, Nox, Myst, Populous, and all the other games I loved but can no longer play because they're too old.
I command that all the Disney pop singers be thrown into a pit of rabid genetically altered wolverine-shark-lions, while Bill Gates and Oprah to give me all their money. Then I would like the worlds finest chefs to make me the best darn ice-cream and bacon sandwich.