Your first Order as God Emperor.

[Jakiller2]

Everyone in Oklahoma is now named Tim.

 

[enzilewulf]

Easy. We take all the nukes and blow up the sun. Then I will become the Lich King.

[sub]that or a bacon cheeseburger from Wendeys.[/sub]

 

[Are.Oh.Why]

Bring me Lemonade, a dutchmaster full of lemon kush, some lemon heads, and a jimmy john's sandwich

 

[Draco Kaiser]

Make Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo make one console together.

 

[WhyteBoy]

Make the previous royal family work as slaves, and introduce the Lancelot Albion to the world by having him eliminate an entire resistance army by himself.

Then, i would start plans for the zero requiem.

 

[Double A]

All attractive females who reside within the palace grounds are not permitted to wear clothing.

Why limit the law to the palace grounds?

OT: Outlaw Reality TV. And JRPGs. And Feminism.

 

[Logic 0]

Increase everyone's intellengce score by at least 50 points so they can become somewhat smarter.

 

[Asturiel]

Establish a country of the best and brightest, eliminate all others.

 

[cthulhu257]

Jeremy Clarkson and Bill Maher will be my two chief consultants on law making and regulation. Also, the Escapist community is in charge of any censorship laws.

 

[brainfreeze215]

Any men found wearing skinny jeans will have to enter a 28 day rehab program titled "you just can't pull it off."

Is that double entendre?

Hmm. Now that you mention it, yes.

 

[ucciolord1]

1. World Peace!
2. Free Tacos!

 

[OrenjiJusu]

I would order sciencey people to make the Chocobo a real species and have them breed me a white one.

 

[Double A]

All attractive females who reside within the palace grounds are not permitted to wear clothing.

Why limit the law to the palace grounds?

OT: Outlaw Reality TV. And JRPGs. And Feminism.

1st: Why should peons be given perks? I say work the hell out of them.
2nd: That's all well and good, but also outlaw activism of any kind. We don't want any hippies running free, do we?

1: What happens if you go out for a day? You don't wanna have to look at boring clothes all the time...
2: Good point, damn plebs, always trying to ruin it for the best of us...

 

[FortheLegion]

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF154-Zuthulus_Resurrection.jpg

 

[jboking]

It would go something like, "Australian politicians, all of you, seppuku. Now."

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I would immediately step down and hand over power to Our Lord Bruce Campbell.

Remember, it is a sin to worship false idols.

So, Commi's out?
OT: Bring me... cupcakes!

 

[Rangergord]

Remove all reality TV from reality, except Mythbuster.
Ensure creative writers are given a chance to flurish by removing network excutives and making all web hosting free (and directly loaded into your brain).
Make Xbox, PS3, and yes even WIIs free.
Remove all the negatives of fast food, fatty foods, and sugar; but still keep all the good stuff like flavour.
take back "big is beautiful"
Outlaw idology of all kinds, and global politics decided on on-line PvP of any game.

 

[Undercover]

BRING ME ALL THE LAWYERS! Or just their HEADS.