Your first Order as God Emperor.

[RN7]

Kill anyone who I deem unworthy. Like canadians.

 

[Splorter662]

Kill anyone who I deem unworthy. Like canadians.

Why thank you kind sir.

Anywho, My first command would be for the poorest of all the poor people to be my footrest for eternity.

 

[Ringo666]

Destroy everything before it's too late.and legalize farts through man wrestling competions.

 

[Nouw]

OT: Destry Blizzard entertainment.

Do that and I will be forced to destroy you! Mwuhahahahahah!!!!!!!

I am the God Emperor after all

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

nuke everyone that looks at me funny and gimme all the free sandwiches i want

 

[Jing the Bandit]

ALL MUST WEAR TOTALLY SWEET HATS, BUT NONE MAY BE AS TOTALLY SWEET AS MINE.

 

[Uberjoe19]

The only law of my utopia would be "The Spice must flow."

 

[madmatt]

Congragulations! You are now the Emperor of a Empire numbering in the Quadrillions! You have a cult dedicated to you, an army numbering in the trillions, near infinite resources, and ultra high tech technology! Now what is your first command!?

Eliminate your, and everyone who responds gene pools from existance to stop threads like this from being made.

hunt down this person and also bus drivers.

 

[mechanixis]

Attention citizens. Your brains are all now property of the state. Report to your local clinic for your logic-enhancing microchip implants.

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

I would probably order the banning of all religions. Damn things cause nothing but trouble

 

[Anchupom]

All our money goes from warfare into developing cures for cancer, genetic modifications for humans, alternative energy sources, and the world's largest bacon sandwich.

12 loaves of bread and a whole pig.

 

[Baby Eater]

I've always had all that

OT:Feeling up a woman is now considered a fine hello as is stabbing someone being a great way to end a conversation

 

[mrhappyface]

Oops, forgot my opinion. I would reeducate enemies at home and replace all Coca Cola with Pepsi. Halo would also be replaced by Modern Warfare and Fedoras with Top Hats.

 

[Naheal]

Migrate off of the planet and burn Terra to the ground.
There was a chaos cultist in the midst of my peeps.

To eradicate the Orkz!
EDIT: Am I the only one to know that this is a Warhammer 40k thing?

 

[Normalgamer]

Stick 300 people on an island, give them the powers of popular video game characters(I am god right?), and tell them to kill eachother. Then finish off the survivors, drink their blood, and do it all over again.
Yay !

 

[Insideout Ink Demon]

"Your God-Emperor Commands You: Stop Being Sh#tty To One And Other"

 

[Loliberator]

SUFFER NOT THE FURRY TO LIVE! PURGE THE YIFFERS WITH THE CLEANSING FLAME, IN MY NAME!

 

[The Only]

delete this thread!!!

 

[Loliberator]

"delete this thread!!!"


KILL THE HERETIC IN MY NAME!