Your first Order as God Emperor.

[ShakerSilver]

Muslims and the middle east in general can go die.

Hey, I'm in the Middle East and am not Muslim! Btw, what the heck is wrong with muslims anyway?

 

[Kollega]

Genetically engineer an army of Lombaxes and go lay waste to entire galaxy. Because said galaxy royally sucks.

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

Imperial Decree No. 1: Give me all your cookies, and I won't have you killed.

 

[Xylis]

Make me a drink. Grape juice... Piping hot.

If you get the ref, I love you (but no cookies!)

Burnt face man! I'm not gay.

 

[Kaltazraza]

Conquer all other races

 

[nart_21086]

Let The Aussies have their bloody sexy games on time!

 

[Taco of flames]

The Emperor Demands Tacos!!

You called?

OT: I know I've been ninja'd, so [insert Dune reference here].

 

[[Gavo]]

Congragulations! You are now the Emperor of a Empire numbering in the Quadrillions! You have a cult dedicated to you, an army numbering in the trillions, near infinite resources, and ultra high tech technology! Now what is your first command!?

Kill all of the bastards yelling "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" Kill the heretics, exterminate the Xenos, and kill my traitorous son, Horus.

 

[I am Jack's profile]

Bring me nickelback. then i would have parts of their bodys sent other bands that sound exactly like them with a note attached saying "get the messege"

 

[tthor]

Genetically engineer an army of Lombaxes and go lay waste to entire galaxy. Because said galaxy royally sucks.

why lombaxes? they're 3 feet tall, and not a lot of muscle, all they got going for them is they are quite smart and good mechanics. if anything, they would probably be a threat of revolting against you

 

[Double A]

Actually, I changed my mind.

Outlaw all forms of leetspeak, chatspeak, textspeak, and lolcats.

 

[Spoon1138]

Kurt Cobain will live again and the universe will be brought into alignment and utopia will be achieved through the rebirth of Nirvana.

 

[dalek sec]

Facebook, Myspace and Twilight would all be banned.

 

[zaro27]

Easy. First, clone yourself an army of 20 sons. Then lose these 20 superbeings, allowing them to be raised by what-the-fuck-ever lives on those 20 planets strewn across Terran space. Next, go on a crusade to unite Mankind, find my newly grown sons, and bring peace through superior firepower throughout the galaxy. Using my supersons as templates, build a few legions of totally OP Space Marines. Lastly, wait for Horus to go batshit crazy and kill me.

 

[Silva]

"Melt down my crown. We are now a democracy."

The Sisters of Battle are to purge Fox News right now.

EXTERMINATE. DELETE, DELETE.

 

[dalek sec]

"Melt down my crown. We are now a democracy."

The Sisters of Battle are to purge Fox News right now.

EXTERMINATE. DELETE, DELETE.

You like that idea or not?

 

[Kollega]

why lombaxes? they're 3 feet tall, and not a lot of muscle, all they got going for them is they are quite smart and good mechanics. if anything, they would probably be a threat of revolting against you

First, five feet tall minimum. Second, never underappreciate a good inventor. Third, Imperium could certainly use an addition that would make it not suck. Fourth, "Lombaxes" is my standard cop-out answer for times i feel uncreative. Mainly because it works.

 

[ostro-whiskey]

Congragulations! You are now the Emperor of a Empire numbering in the Quadrillions! You have a cult dedicated to you, an army numbering in the trillions, near infinite resources, and ultra high tech technology! Now what is your first command!?

Eliminate your, and everyone who responds gene pools from existance to stop threads like this from being made.

hunt down this person and also bus drivers.

You're pretty cowardly if you need unequivocal power just to "hunt me down".

 

[ostro-whiskey]

Congragulations! You are now the Emperor of a Empire numbering in the Quadrillions! You have a cult dedicated to you, an army numbering in the trillions, near infinite resources, and ultra high tech technology! Now what is your first command!?

Eliminate your, and everyone who responds gene pools from existance to stop threads like this from being made.

Bit harsh, you are

The right to be a jerk is a sacred privelage, dont you ever forget it.

But you abuse it, also, I don't know why you think its a bad thread, it's a pretty cool one.

There is no such thing as 'abusing the right to be a jerk', because that means you are taking other people into consideration, which an expert jerk knows better than.

Also its a pretty uninteresting thread, the guy who made it is just taking advantage of peoples idiotic nature whereby they think their opinion is worth hearing.

you really are bastard aren't you?

You cant even begin to imagine guy.

Then why the hell are you even on here? This forum is a place for people to share their opinions, which you obviously disapprove of.

oh boo hoo.
You cant tell me what to do.A forum is actually a place where one goes to acquire entertainment, which is what Im doing.

No, you're being a trolling douchebag now. And that's not what forums are for

Oh Im sorry, and your moderator privelages are what exactly ? Dont presume you can tell me or anyone else what "forums are for".

Its also surprising you equate being rude with trolling, perhaps you're just a nancy boy.