Your first Order as God Emperor.

[Lazy Kitty]

I think your question would be best answered with the following picture:

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The second would be to go to the nearest McDonald's and bring me two Big Macs.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Congragulations! You are now the Emperor of a Empire numbering in the Quadrillions! You have a cult dedicated to you, an army numbering in the trillions, near infinite resources, and ultra high tech technology! Now what is your first command!?

Eliminate your, and everyone who responds gene pools from existance to stop threads like this from being made.

Bit harsh, you are

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Make a Council with all my good friends on the Escapist.

Vice-Emperor would be......hmmm....

 

[Zorg Machine]

remove Hannah Montana from all broadcasting channels. 7 movies are enough.

 

[ostro-whiskey]

Congragulations! You are now the Emperor of a Empire numbering in the Quadrillions! You have a cult dedicated to you, an army numbering in the trillions, near infinite resources, and ultra high tech technology! Now what is your first command!?

Eliminate your, and everyone who responds gene pools from existance to stop threads like this from being made.

Bit harsh, you are

The right to be a jerk is a sacred privelage, dont you ever forget it.

 

[MadMechanic]

I'll tell you what I *won't* do.
Make 20 sons, and give them a mini army each, each made of 10,000 super soldiers. I won't call one of the Horus, I won't let him rename his legion (twice), nor shall I make him warmaster of my entire empire.
This means he can't turn to chaos (since he doesn't exist) and he can't influence half of my other sons (who also don't exist) to turn against me.
I *will* sit back and enjoy life, as I send out my trillions of men and tanks to take every planet for me.

Actually, hold that. I'll order my men to set fire to everyone I don't like. I assume/hope that this may include atleast 1 of my military commanders...

 

[Red Right Hand]

I decree that all citizens of the great, free nation of awesomeshireland shall immediately secure some method of taking marijuana, and using the said method to get sooper-dooper high!

I would kick ass as a ruler. FREE DRUGS FOR ALL!!!!

You're high as a kite right now, aren't you?

Perhaps...

 

[Eliam_Dar]

kill everyone who has ever participated in a reality show, ban reality shows

 

[Soushi]

I would begin by forming the most elite squad of knights the universe has ever seen. They would spread out among the galaxy, bearing my flag of honor, spreading fear among those with hearts of evil, and protecting the weak and the virtuous. They would be knights for justice, equipped with the most powerful weapon of all, the will and the admiration of the masses. They would act as my checks and balances, keeping my power in check, making sure i never waned from the side of justice, but also protecting me and my hegemony. So long as my empire is on the side of the weak and defenseless, on the side of those who need me and my knights, they would stand beside me as we bring peace, order and justice to this fractured world

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Congragulations! You are now the Emperor of a Empire numbering in the Quadrillions! You have a cult dedicated to you, an army numbering in the trillions, near infinite resources, and ultra high tech technology! Now what is your first command!?

Eliminate your, and everyone who responds gene pools from existance to stop threads like this from being made.

Bit harsh, you are

The right to be a jerk is a sacred privelage, dont you ever forget it.

But you abuse it, also, I don't know why you think its a bad thread, it's a pretty cool one.

 

[Scrythe]

I see what you did there.

 

[Skooterz]

Brriiing me a taco. With hot sauce. And nachos with cheese.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

I would immediately step down and hand over power to Our Lord Bruce Campbell.

Remember, it is a sin to worship false idols.

Then I must be sinner number 1.

I worShip my own imAge, cause thaT guy is A seriously good lookiNg chap.

 

[AhumbleKnight]

The spice must flow.

 

[Skooterz]

I would immediately step down and hand over power to Our Lord Bruce Campbell.

Remember, it is a sin to worship false idols.

Then I must be sinner number 1.

I worShip my own imAge, cause thaT guy is A seriously good lookiNg chap.

I see what you did thar.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Invade France.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Invade France.

BRILLIANT!

 

[CounterAttack]

I think your question would be best answered with the following picture:

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The second would be to go to the nearest McDonald's and bring me two Big Macs.

I like your way of thinking.
My ideas are:
Present Day: use Exterminatus on Michael Atkinson
41st Millennium: Make peace with the Eldar.

 

[Cmwissy]

Make a law saying nobody can ever be a ruler again.

then kill self.


Watch chaotic anarchistic world from Emperor after-life.