Your first Order as God Emperor.

[SextusMaximus]

Resurrect Khan and fight an epic battle - master strategist Vs. Incredibly lucky slob!

 

[Joe Deadman]

I think I would do pretty much the same thing he did except I would order that all space marines wear pimp hats. Oh and when Horrus attacked I would just pull out the line "Et tu Horrus?" cause it's more dramatic .

 

[concrete89]

Slowly step away from the public light, until I am seen as a rather more common god, and not as a living one.
Then, from my position in the shadows, I would create a mock-democracy to keep the people happy, and spend the rest of my days manipulating them into starting wars, rebuilding the world into a dreamlike and horrible metropolis, and hanging out in my court of amusing freaks and awesome animals with a wide assortment of beautiful women.
Then, I would pass a law to make everyone wear masks in public.

 

[The Youth Counselor]

Execute Tom Green and send his fans to reeducation camps.

 

[thats it exclamation]

execute all purveyers of political correctness

 

[Kajt]

Your god demands games!

 

[vivadelkitty]

Mandatory education for all. Stupidity is now a crime punishable by being tossed into the badger pit.

 

[Plurralbles]

Mkae it so 40000 is never spoken again in the context of a game.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Make me a sandwich.

Buggerations, that's exactly what I was thinking.
Oh well, make it chicken and bacon and if it doesn't have mayonnaise you will have your entire family shot

 

[ThatDudeThere]

Let my son betray me and then sit on my ass on a golden chair for 10 000 years.

 

[Aunel]

I would immediately step down and hand over power to Our Lord Bruce Campbell.

Remember, it is a sin to worship false idols.

worship boobs instead!

OT: I would build a bass the size of a planet.

 

[Ekonk]

There would only be two rules in my utopia.

1. Obey all rules.
2. Ignore the first rule.

Civil war and chaos ensues.

 

[Kyber]

bring me beer and Xbox360 and CoD MW2

 

[Axeli]

"...unless it's really funny."

 

[SaunaKalja]

A new gaming rig! Then I'll play all the new games my computer hasn't been able to run at all, and I'll play them with all settings on max. Aaand, well there propably wouldn't be much time for anything else. And I'd also have some Sisters of Battle to make me coffee and bring me food.

 

[Solaris803]

I order my empire to find wally, just to see their reaction.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

A new gaming rig! Then I'll play all the new games my computer hasn't been able to run at all, and I'll play them with all settings on max. Aaand, well there propably wouldn't be much time for anything else. And I'd also have some Sisters of Battle to make me coffee and bring me food.

You got ninj'd.
BY ME!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
part from the sisters of battle bit.

 

[ostro-whiskey]

Congragulations! You are now the Emperor of a Empire numbering in the Quadrillions! You have a cult dedicated to you, an army numbering in the trillions, near infinite resources, and ultra high tech technology! Now what is your first command!?

Eliminate your, and everyone who responds gene pools from existance to stop threads like this from being made.

Bit harsh, you are

The right to be a jerk is a sacred privelage, dont you ever forget it.

But you abuse it, also, I don't know why you think its a bad thread, it's a pretty cool one.

There is no such thing as 'abusing the right to be a jerk', because that means you are taking other people into consideration, which an expert jerk knows better than.

Also its a pretty uninteresting thread, the guy who made it is just taking advantage of peoples idiotic nature whereby they think their opinion is worth hearing.

 

[p3t3r]

get someone else to lead so i can chill all day with lots of money. oh and see if there are any good looking females in that cult *wink*