Your first Order as God Emperor.

[dalek sec]

To eradicate the Orkz!
EDIT: Am I the only one to know that this is a Warhammer 40k thing?

Hunt down those bastard Chaos Space Marines once and for all and make the universe a safer place for humans, frak the Tau.

 

[kekeekekenee]

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[The Night Shade]

Stop making remakes

 

[sune-ku]

Make me a drink. Grape juice... Piping hot.

If you get the ref, I love you (but no cookies!)

Burnt face man! But no cookie?

OT: "Assemble the Adeptus Mechanicus... they're gonna build me a gaming rig"

 

[miniwak93]

make everyone settle their arguments with childrens card game-yu-gi-oh, which wud turn out some interesting results lol

 

[Susano]

Congragulations! You are now the Emperor of a Empire numbering in the Quadrillions! You have a cult dedicated to you, an army numbering in the trillions, near infinite resources, and ultra high tech technology! Now what is your first command!?

Eliminate your, and everyone who responds gene pools from existance to stop threads like this from being made.

Bit harsh, you are

The right to be a jerk is a sacred privelage, dont you ever forget it.

But you abuse it, also, I don't know why you think its a bad thread, it's a pretty cool one.

There is no such thing as 'abusing the right to be a jerk', because that means you are taking other people into consideration, which an expert jerk knows better than.

Also its a pretty uninteresting thread, the guy who made it is just taking advantage of peoples idiotic nature whereby they think their opinion is worth hearing.

you really are bastard aren't you?

You cant even begin to imagine guy.

Then why the hell are you even on here? This forum is a place for people to share their opinions, which you obviously disapprove of.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Gentlemen; it's a nuclear device.

Time is running out. T-tiime is running out.


The first person to get the reference shall be my Lord Chancellor/Grand Vizer/Viceroy/The one person in the Empire with the right to continually try and stab me in the back, provided he kills everyone else trying to do the same.


The second thing I shall do is go and snuggle with my girlfriend.

Pft...Red Alert

Wait Master we have conquering to be doing!

*Eyes 0racle*

Close....but just no cigar. Guards, throw this man to the Ground Sloth!

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Why is it just my first command? I must've done quite a bit to become the Emperor right?

My first would probably be to make me immortal because nothing ever goes wrong with that kind of technology. And I'd much rather have a page on Uncyclopedia than a cult.

 

[Del-Toro]

Ban emos and wiggers. Maybe execute the worst offenders as an example to the others.

 

[McNinja]

Unify the world under my banner, then search for aliens. Then lead the Tyranids into a collision course with the Orks, and then sit back, watch, and wait for the rest of both of their forces to get to this galaxy. Because in one of the codices (Ork, I think) it mentions that an Imperium probe stationed at the edge of the galaxy picked up a transmission of "Orkz orkz orkz orkz" from beyond our galaxy.

 

[Jark212]

To eradicate the Orkz!
EDIT: Am I the only one to know that this is a Warhammer 40k thing?

Nope I did too...

Purge the unclean, make allied coalition forces to eradicate all enemies (Necrons,Tyranids, Orkz, Chaos, starting with Chaos). Become Immortal. All Human forces get the best equipment possibly available, research new technologies instead of copying old ones, free condoms for population control...

 

[JaredXE]

Command everyone to kill themselves.


And then enjoy the quiet.

 

[darkfire613]

I would call my second-in-command up and ask him to jump. If he said "how high?" I would have him fired/executed for using a horrible cliche, and because he wasn't jumping, and no-one questions the emperor, dammit!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

All attractive females who reside within the palace grounds are not permitted to wear clothing.

This in addition to having my pick of any women within the empire to serve as my sex slaves.

 

[CounterAttack]

Gentlemen; it's a nuclear device.

Time is running out. T-tiime is running out.


The first person to get the reference shall be my Lord Chancellor/Grand Vizer/Viceroy/The one person in the Empire with the right to continually try and stab me in the back, provided he kills everyone else trying to do the same.


The second thing I shall do is go and snuggle with my girlfriend.

Pft...Red Alert

Wait Master we have conquering to be doing!

*Eyes 0racle*

Close....but just no cigar. Guards, throw this man to the Ground Sloth!

It's Red Alert 2, to be specific. =)

 

[Jamienra]

Make me a sandwich.

This man wins the thread

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

Start a universal war and the only armory available would be heterosexual sexual assaults.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Ask for a mug of horlicks.