Your first Order as God Emperor.

[Cheesebob]

Dance.

 

[orangebandguy]

Make an army of Space Marines, they shall be an example for all to follow.

 

[ostro-whiskey]

Congragulations! You are now the Emperor of a Empire numbering in the Quadrillions! You have a cult dedicated to you, an army numbering in the trillions, near infinite resources, and ultra high tech technology! Now what is your first command!?

Eliminate your, and everyone who responds gene pools from existance to stop threads like this from being made.

Bit harsh, you are

The right to be a jerk is a sacred privelage, dont you ever forget it.

But you abuse it, also, I don't know why you think its a bad thread, it's a pretty cool one.

There is no such thing as 'abusing the right to be a jerk', because that means you are taking other people into consideration, which an expert jerk knows better than.

Also its a pretty uninteresting thread, the guy who made it is just taking advantage of peoples idiotic nature whereby they think their opinion is worth hearing.

you really are bastard aren't you?

You cant even begin to imagine guy.

Then why the hell are you even on here? This forum is a place for people to share their opinions, which you obviously disapprove of.

oh boo hoo.
You cant tell me what to do.A forum is actually a place where one goes to acquire entertainment, which is what Im doing.

 

[1gremlyn1]

Tell the army to go and conquer the galaxy and not come back until they're done

 

[Mysticgamer]

Uwe Boll will be hunted down and forced to pay back the hundreds of dollars he made from unknowing people wandering into his movies and then fed to RIAA ravenous lawyers for his crimes against humanity.

 

[Captinchunk]

I need not do anything else but this:
Bring me Christian Bale's head... Scrap that bring me Bale and a large metal pole...

 

[LewsTherin]

Kill the Heretic, Burn the Witch, and Purge the Alien.

Suffer them not to live.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Yesterday I read in a science-'tainment' magazine that a crazy dictator banned every singer from playbacking at performances.

That guy was batshit insane, but that rule was the most brilliant thing ever done by any leader in the history of the universe, so I'll just go with that.

To eradicate the Orkz!
EDIT: Am I the only one to know that this is a Warhammer 40k thing?

Nope I did too...

Purge the unclean, make allied coalition forces to eradicate all enemies (Necrons,Tyranids, Orkz, Chaos, starting with Chaos). Become Immortal. All Human forces get the best equipment possibly available, research new technologies instead of copying old ones, free condoms for population control...

Population control?! How are you getting your near infinite supply of expendable bullet fodder then?

 

[ostro-whiskey]

Also its a pretty uninteresting thread, the guy who made it is just taking advantage of peoples idiotic nature whereby they think their opinion is worth hearing.

Sorry, had to appreciate the irony of someone posting their opinion that anyone who posts their opinion is a dumbass because their opinion isn't worth hearing.

I think its more hypocrisy than irony, and its not an opinion its an observation.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I thus declare that hating video games is illegal. Anyone who speaks out against this sacred pastime shall be sentanced to death.

That would take care of Atkinson, Thompson, and Frumpy mom.

 

[dalek sec]

KILL THE MUTANT!

BURN THE HERETIC!

PURGE THE UNCLEAN!

That is all.

 

[Disaster Button]

We would form the biggest band the galaxy has ever known and sing Bohemian Rhapsody, forever.

 

[ThePirateMan]

Get me 2 ork pets, an eldar wench and a sandwich!

 

[Nouw]

To eradicate the Orkz!
EDIT: Am I the only one to know that this is a Warhammer 40k thing?

Now that's ^ heresy man. INFER TIME!

OT: Destry Blizzard entertainment make a Starship Troopers 4 and some other stuff. I will just hand it over to Obama or Tom Hanks.

 

[Winter Rat]

SHED THE BLOOD OF THE SAXON MEN!!!!!

 

[Serge A. Storms]

Put together a collection of generals and advisers made up entirely of people brought back to life (after taking control of all the world's power). Hannibal, Johnny Cash, Genghis Khan, Robert E. Lee, John Lennon, Dwight Eisenhower, Friedrich Nietzsche, Stanley Kubrick, Pablo Picasso, Robert Neyland, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Jim Morrison, etc.

Then I want pie.