Your first Order as God Emperor.
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Firebomb aggressive thick people, then feed the remains to the most aggressive and thickest people that have been captured so they can be tortured for ETERNITY!
that's the best idea ever (in a way). if there were trilions of people on Earth, I would call it over populated and say that an immediate reduction in the population is in order. I would decimate most of the world, becoming one of the most hated, yet most necessary person in history thus far. Assassination attempts would be off the charts, but it would be for the greater goodlvl9000_woot said:
Gather all my people into one general area then nuke the shit out of everything, including myself. I don't dig cults. I dig capitalism.
put left handed people in charge! (for no aperent reason) and fire ANY employe of ANY company that delays games
Everyone is automatically equal, no matter who you are.
The ONLY things that make people better or worse than one another are personality, education, views on matters, and attitude.
[sup]So bloody tired of all the discrimination over stuff people can not help...[/sup]
The ONLY things that make people better or worse than one another are personality, education, views on matters, and attitude.
[sup]So bloody tired of all the discrimination over stuff people can not help...[/sup]
Create an army of super soldiers based on my genetics
Have half of these turn to evil and attempt to overthrow me
Temporarily defeat said rebellion but be mortally wounded in the process.
Be imprisoned in a throne made of precious metal
Have my followers commit horrible acts in my name, even though I specifically warned them not to.
Fight multi-front wars against space locusts, green skinned psychopaths, technologically advanced aliens, robot zombies, space elves, space elves on massive amounts of heroine, and the remnants of the rebels I defeated earlier. Add also, unholy abominations, cosmic horrors and beings whose very apperance drives people insane.
Create a line of miniature action figures for people to recreate battles against eachother at their leisure.
Have half of these turn to evil and attempt to overthrow me
Temporarily defeat said rebellion but be mortally wounded in the process.
Be imprisoned in a throne made of precious metal
Have my followers commit horrible acts in my name, even though I specifically warned them not to.
Fight multi-front wars against space locusts, green skinned psychopaths, technologically advanced aliens, robot zombies, space elves, space elves on massive amounts of heroine, and the remnants of the rebels I defeated earlier. Add also, unholy abominations, cosmic horrors and beings whose very apperance drives people insane.
Create a line of miniature action figures for people to recreate battles against eachother at their leisure.
Quite possibly the greatest firsts reply to a thread ever ever.Cpt_Oblivious said:
OT: Simulate bank robberies.
Shut it!lvl9000_woot said:[HEADING=1]The greater good![/HEADING]fedirko7 said:
[small]lol, sorry, I had to...[/small]
Sorry, I also had to.
I hereby order all my subjects to battle to the death! The winner will gain an audience with me.
CNKFan said:
This sounds pretty good. But make it a cheese samich.UncleAsriel said:
Also: Omigod! It's not thegamermn!! Who are you?