Your first Order as God Emperor.
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Unplug me from my damn throne and either let me die, or stick me in a Dreadnought so I can go all Eisenhorn on some Chaos splinter cult asses. Seriously, who'd want to be nothing but a soul and decomposed remains inside a 'Golden Throne', trapped for like ten thousand years?
"Here be known that anyone who does not attend the daily "Impress the Emperor or get eaten by an intergalactic beast of a demon" will be fed to the intergalactic beast of a demon. Also, there's a huge blockade around the planet. Don't even think of escaping"
I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with Schexterminatus.
Also, I'll tell you what I WON'T do...create 20 genetically enhanced sons, and then lose them all over the galaxy. I wouldn't gather them all up, lead them on a crusade, and then appoint one named Horus to lead.
trust me, it won't end well.
Also, I'll tell you what I WON'T do...create 20 genetically enhanced sons, and then lose them all over the galaxy. I wouldn't gather them all up, lead them on a crusade, and then appoint one named Horus to lead.
trust me, it won't end well.
Pour my resources into something to make people get along.. wait am i the only person to do something nice with my new found power?
Everyone who has a Screenname or Gamertag that has the word "Jew" or any variation of that word will be forced to delete their account and eat a shit taco every day for a year. We get it: you think you are cool because you act all anti-Semitic, it really isn't funny.
attempt to make peice with the other races of the univers, more then likely the only race that would be willing to do so would be the Tau. Although with enough persuastion i guess the eldar would come to terms... even if its just a cease fire.
Then we could work 2gether to help remove the orks, chaos, Necrons, dark elder and the tyranids from the universe.
Then we could work 2gether to help remove the orks, chaos, Necrons, dark elder and the tyranids from the universe.
Bring me the heads of Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and anyone else that works at Fox News.
Also a cannon to the sun and Karl Rove.
And Sarah Palin and a woodchipper. Gonna go all Fargo on her ass.
Also a cannon to the sun and Karl Rove.
And Sarah Palin and a woodchipper. Gonna go all Fargo on her ass.
Agreed.sniperworm said:I'd issue an order to invade all other countries just to enforce they drive on the correct side of the road. (Brit)
Anyway, I would exacute all chavs. And hire someone to check my spelling.
GOD NEEDS BOOZE, then id disband all religion except for mine and kill any who would oppose me publicaly to make people realise im NOT fucking around
bring all the sexually legal and able females! (unless they are married or in a relationship) then pick a few for me one for each of these.
"skills" in bed
"skills" in cooking
"skills" to be motherly
"skills" to make me laugh
"skills" to teach
"skills" to masage
"skills" to make me happy
"skills" to see my flaws
"skills" to manipulate people
"skills" to love things and people
after that, make them be my wives, the rest, cathegorize them, and make a lottery out of it for all the single men out there that want or need a relationship and a wife (categorize them too to make them be only in the lottery in par with same skills and way of being)
thats all...
yes its sexist
yes its wrong
yes i look like a dick
but thats what i would do
"skills" in bed
"skills" in cooking
"skills" to be motherly
"skills" to make me laugh
"skills" to teach
"skills" to masage
"skills" to make me happy
"skills" to see my flaws
"skills" to manipulate people
"skills" to love things and people
after that, make them be my wives, the rest, cathegorize them, and make a lottery out of it for all the single men out there that want or need a relationship and a wife (categorize them too to make them be only in the lottery in par with same skills and way of being)
thats all...
yes its sexist
yes its wrong
yes i look like a dick
but thats what i would do