Your first Order as God Emperor.

[Simriel]

THE EMPEROR DEMANDS TACOS!

 

[crudus]

If I ruled this world "shut up" would be my first order. However, if this is some cult that elected my awesomeness into power my first order would be to find me a mate.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Congragulations! You are now the Emperor of a Empire numbering in the Quadrillions! You have a cult dedicated to you, an army numbering in the trillions, near infinite resources, and ultra high tech technology! Now what is your first command!?

Eliminate your, and everyone who responds gene pools from existance to stop threads like this from being made.

Bit harsh, you are

The right to be a jerk is a sacred privelage, dont you ever forget it.

But you abuse it, also, I don't know why you think its a bad thread, it's a pretty cool one.

There is no such thing as 'abusing the right to be a jerk', because that means you are taking other people into consideration, which an expert jerk knows better than.

Also its a pretty uninteresting thread, the guy who made it is just taking advantage of peoples idiotic nature whereby they think their opinion is worth hearing.

you really are bastard aren't you?

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Make me a sandwich.

I haven't even opened the goddamn thread yet and I've already been ninja'd. Christ you're good.

 

[Kimjira19]

Legalize marijuana. Then order the execution of Atkinson the totalitarian fuck.

 

[Mutie]

I'd make like the last Archon from the Fable universe and press the reset button.

 

[AndyMcNoob]

Bring Me........ A Shrubery!!

 

[ostro-whiskey]

Congragulations! You are now the Emperor of a Empire numbering in the Quadrillions! You have a cult dedicated to you, an army numbering in the trillions, near infinite resources, and ultra high tech technology! Now what is your first command!?

Eliminate your, and everyone who responds gene pools from existance to stop threads like this from being made.

Bit harsh, you are

The right to be a jerk is a sacred privelage, dont you ever forget it.

But you abuse it, also, I don't know why you think its a bad thread, it's a pretty cool one.

There is no such thing as 'abusing the right to be a jerk', because that means you are taking other people into consideration, which an expert jerk knows better than.

Also its a pretty uninteresting thread, the guy who made it is just taking advantage of peoples idiotic nature whereby they think their opinion is worth hearing.

you really are bastard aren't you?

You cant even begin to imagine guy.

 

[nohorsetown]

"Stop cloning Duncan Idaho." or maybe "Get me outta this gross worm-body!"

 

[ZeroDotZero]

I'd have the high cult all killed, and the army of trillions paralyzed. Jettison the resources and smash up the ultra-high-tech technology. Then kill everyone who knows how to remake it.

Then I'd step down.

 

[Agent_No_One]

Make Bill Nye the Science guy one of my generals and fedoras for everyone

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Gentlemen; it's a nuclear device.

Time is running out. T-tiime is running out.


The first person to get the reference shall be my Lord Chancellor/Grand Vizer/Viceroy/The one person in the Empire with the right to continually try and stab me in the back, provided he kills everyone else trying to do the same.


The second thing I shall do is go and snuggle with my girlfriend.

 

[pope_of_larry]

all construction workers build me a 10 story tower made out of marble with an inner wall around it about a mile on each side. then there would live who ever i say so i and out side of that aa towers theres gonna be some fucker always trying to take me out
all the farmers farm
all the creative fucks make games.
destroy all copy of halo 3.
kill peter monagul (or how ever you spell it the dude that made fable)
remake fable tow the way i want i dont care how long it takes just do it rite
remake halo 3
all games must be made with a pc port.

 

[Arachon]

The Spice Must Flow

Control of the Spice, is control of the universe!

Glad to see that I'm not the only one who thought of Dune rather than Warhammer -.-

 

[ninjaman 420]

summon my friends, family, and girlfriend at once! we have a really big square to smoke.

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Depends on my mood.

Good mood: Stop worshipping me, think for yourselves, and don't go killing each other.

Bad mood: MWAHAHAHAHA, DIIIIEEEE!!! Feel the wrath of your emperor as you flee in terror!

 

[kekeekekenee]

You guys are lame, i'd have a free sex day.

 

[Spiner909]

Eradicate the Rebellion forces!

 

[Viking Incognito]

Clothes are illegal unless you doing something that would require clothing, such as wereing a radiation suit around radiation. But other than that you must be naked no matter who you are. Cops will now carry AK-47s and RPGs. Video games will become the new national sport, but not casual games. Finally, the Roman Colosseum events such as gladiatorial fights will be taken up by those brave enough to join (or thrown in, I'm not picky).

 

[hamster mk 4]

Walk among those who are ready to fight and die in my name, and remind them of how much I appreciate their sacrifice. Put the slap down on any sycophants in the governing body. Then establish the Inquisition to monitor my territories for taint, heresy, ect.