5. People who don't even give full orders and assume your psychic.
"I'll have a footlong." (Well what do I put on it?)
"I'll have a turkey sandwich." (Well how big?)
"I'll have Cheese." (What kind?)
"Sauce please." (Well what am I gonna put on it? For all I know you could even want me to reach other and put Marinara on it.)
"I'll have a wheat."
4. Customers who ignore you when you ask "Do you want this on your sandwich?" and then say when they do want it when you have to reach to the other side of the line.
3. People who complain about the line being slow when there are only two people on line and one person on one register for at least 50 people in line.
2. Mumblers and Grunters. Especially mumblers who get angry at you when you ask them to repeat themselves.
"Welcome to Subway how can I help you today?"
"illhavfootlongwheet."
"Excuse me?"
"ilhaffolongwee."
"Excuse me?"
"I SAID I WILL HAVE A FOOT LONG WHEAT I SAID IT THREE TIMES!"
"Welcome to subway how can I help you today?"
"I'll uuh foot long whuuut."
"Would you like cheese on that?"
*grunt*
"Do you want a copy of your receipt?"
"*Unintelligible response*"
"Excuse me?"
"*unintelligble response*"
"Is that a 'yes' or a 'no'?"
"*squeak*"
1. Rude customers who assume you don't speak english when you clearly just spoke fluent english to the last twenty people, ask for Herbs and Cheese bread when you JUST told the last FOUR people very clearly that you don't HAVE any herbs and cheese bread, try to scam you for a $5 foot long ("I'll have a footlong half-BMT half Turkey...wait that's not $5?"), accuse you of scamming them when a footlong costs way more than the menu price, don't shut off their mp3 players and make you repeat yourself when they don't hear you, put the ENTIRE line on hold instead of the person on the phone or the text message, order six foot-longs and complain when it takes forever to make 'em (That's why you CALL IN), and most importantly, people who PURPOSELY try to gum the line up as much as possible.
"Are you still doing a $5 foot long special?"
(They say this right next to a $5 foot long banner about 6 feet tall)
"I'll have a foot long double meat chicken breast."
(This takes awhile to microwave)
"NO NO NO WAIT! I'll have a double meat BMT!"
(They wait until you put it in the microwave to say this)
"Hmmm Provolone, Pepper Jack, White american? How about Swiss?"
(When there's a sign saying "We do not carry Swiss, sorry for the inconvenience" RIGHT in front of them)
"No sauce please...Just lettuce. *waits until it's being cut* NONONO WAIT I'll have Tomatoes on that! Is that all? yes....NONONO WAIT! I decided I want green peppers...I meant jalepenos! And I think I'll have Mustard on that....I meant Dijon mustard! That's all...NO WAIT! Salt and Pepper!"
(Holy cheese MAKE UP YOUR MIND!)
