Your free to die. What way would you?!

[epikAXE]

If you will excuse the rather un-subtle Biffy Clyro quote...

If you were to choose your own death, what way would you die?

Try to think of something humourus or creative, possibly game related? Hell i dont know

I would probably get struck by lightning in a field, survive, then get trampled by a raging bull. thats one to tell the grand-kids eh?

 

[Timmehexas]

This thread will only lead to a lot of Monty Python quotes, its the only way it can end.

 

[Jedamethis]

Maybe an epic last stand. Yeah, it'd be nice if I was remembered...

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

...The chase scene from the Meaning of Life comes to mind. I'd post a link but it has nudity in it. Picture being chased off a cliff by a mob of hot girls in thongs...and nothing else.

 

[ethan22122]

Go down guns blazing and try to take down as much of the enemy as possible.

 

[Ike Jager]

Oh just nuke me. If I'm gonna die, might as well take a whole city with me if i can.

 

[nohorsetown]

Meh; drowned in a sea of my own vomit, right? Isn't that what all the kids are doing nowadays?

 

[Rakkana]

Old age.

Excuse me for being boring.

Fun option: Headbutting a star.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

I've certainly given this some thought, but all I can come up with is that it needs to be certain to kill me, and instant. Death isn't that scary compared to pain or being crippled, for me.

 

[SimuLord]

Heart attack right at the point of orgasm as I'm having sex with a hot young girl. Then she gets pregnant from the Last Shot.

 

[Broderick]

Hm...first get some sort of disease, like aids, then strap many shrapnel grenades to myself and go to the top of a building; preferably in a crowded area. Afterward I jump off, pull all the pins and splat right into the ground. Explode, shrapnel and blood goes flying everywhere. If all goes according to plan, everyone in the vicinity will have aids!!!

I would never do such a thing of course...but imagining it is actually kinda funny.

 

[ultrachicken]

Journeying into the gates of hell, defeating 2736.07 demons, lucifer, then returning to the human world to choke on a broccoli.

 

[DanTheMan92]

Dying in the sack with a smile on your face

Heart attack right at the point of orgasm as I'm having sex with a hot young girl. Then she gets pregnant from the Last Shot.

You cannot beat that, I guess my death would be something along the lines of that, hopefully..

 

[JokerCrowe]

Strapped to a nuke and dropped on Earth's enemies. Epic.

Alternatively: like Bruce Willis in Armageddon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Old age.

Ninja'd by someone else with common sense.

What? I need to say how I would go other than old age?

How about being beheaded by a helicopter whose pilot was flying upside down over my backyard because his buddies bet him he didn't have the guts?

Is that humorous and/or interesting for you guys? Huh?

[sub][sub][sub]I still like old age better, even though it is boring.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Lacsapix]

standing next to the dark fusion reactor when Dr Breen creates the portal.

Quote from Breen:
You will be destroyed in any way you can possibly be destroyed
In another way even in ways that are inpossible to be destroyed.

that blew my mind

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

by riding a SPACE WHALE into a black hole, surviving, and the smashing into THE SUN on the other side of the universal coin.

it would be BAD ASS.


for all of humanity to see.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Morphine Overdose to avoid the pain of degenerative disease in my old age..... wow, that was really thought out...

Fun Option: Jet-Packing a nuke into the heart of the Mother-ship of an invading Alien Armada to the last 3 minutes of the 1812 Overture!!

OK, you've just given me the BEST ending to one of the strangest games EVER!

Mine would be something like Leon in the Professional:
After taking out half a police force via sniper rifle, being shot as I go to leave, and as my enemy is talking to me, pull a hidden string on me that connects about 15 grenades on a vest, clasp his hands in mine, say something clever, die, then watch from some weird spirit place as him, and anyone within ten feet of him, turn into squishy red clouds.

Yeah, I want to go out with a BAAANG.